The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Regularity is only a pipe dream.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

[bodysnatcher]

I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

I Got Shits

[Higgs]

Good luck Ruddo. If you were off fishing I'd say "tight lines". No idea what the proper send off would be here though.

[bodysnatcher]

i've been "eating" a lot of smoothies the last week, so my poos have been less than ideal. after a weekend of eating consistent solid foods, i almost expected the Budweiser frogs standing on my poo in the toilet croaking at me

[Higgs]

We've been away from home over Easter and have had to extend our stay away from home, checked in tonight at an unplanned AirBnB as my son looks to have covid and we can't afford for the wiffey to get sick before an appointment on Thursday. Had the most excellent home made chilli mussels, but my God did I destroy the toilet afterwards. Feeling pretty damn good now though.

[Higgs]

We've taken to ordering weekly pressed juices delivered to our door. There's definitely a huge gut health upside to regular juice, and not having to have the mess and hassle of actually juicing yourself is both annoyingly expensive and yet also totally worth it.

[doug rr]

I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

today is the worst part, the colonoscopy itself is no problem...

[dad]

didn't poop all weekend. it's all coming out today.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

today is the worst part, the colonoscopy itself is no problem...

Yeah today is not fun

[doug rr]

I’m prepping today for a colonoscopy tomorrow, so you’ll find me in this thread all day today.

today is the worst part, the colonoscopy itself is no problem...

Yeah today is not fun

did you have to drink a gallon of that shit like 8 oz at a time?

[E.H. Ruddock]

Doing first half right now then the other half at 4 am tomorrow

[E.H. Ruddock]

It’s so disgusting

[doug rr]

yeah, its the worst...i just plugged my nose like a was 5 and chugged it and made sure i was no more than 10 feet from the toilet

[Bammer]

Higgs are you worried anout your wife getting sick or just testing positive?

Let’s not let dad’s post go unrecognized. Nice work, dad! Congrats!

[Higgs]

Higgs are you worried anout your wife getting sick or just testing positive?

She is gearing up for post-cancer-surgery treatment which will certainly include radiation, possibly chemo. Just want to get her to Thursday's oncologist appointment well and ready to go, whatever they throw at her.

Its really just a timing thing right now - we can avoid it so we will.

[Whitey McTeeth]

Anyone else find it uncomfortable making eye contact with a dog while it’s in the act?

[Bammer]

Higgs are you worried anout your wife getting sick or just testing positive?

She is gearing up for post-cancer-surgery treatment which will certainly include radiation, possibly chemo. Just want to get her to Thursday's oncologist appointment well and ready to go, whatever they throw at her.

Its really just a timing thing right now - we can avoid it so we will.

Ah, gotcha. Yes she certainly is high risk.

Positive vibes in y’all’s direction.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Up at 4 am to drink the second half gallon of this nasty solution.

[dad]

Higgs are you worried anout your wife getting sick or just testing positive?

Let’s not let dad’s post go unrecognized. Nice work, dad! Congrats!

thanks bammer!