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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.


A preemptive wipe?

The preemptive wipe is all you need, turns out.

amazing.


Maybe you never even needed a wipe at all.
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i had a decent poop today. at least four or five wipes necessary.

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That sounds about the right amount of wipes for a decent one.

I think a good one is 3 wipes or less.
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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I think when you preemptively wipe clean enough, it activates a sort of "poop shield" so poop doesn't stick to skin. I can't explain it but it works.

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tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:
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tree_ wrote:
I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.


A preemptive wipe?

The preemptive wipe is all you need, turns out.

amazing.

I can't explain it, how it works, but it's true. Just try it.


Wow it works

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Next time I have to wipe (just to check / not when I have to go) I will report back.
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You sometimes go wipe even if you haven’t taken a shit?
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You sometimes go wipe even if you haven’t taken a shit?


Every once in awhile, maybe an hour or two after taking one, I feel like my wiping wasn't good enough and I perform an extra safety wipe. Sometimes you pick a few things up believe it or not. Usually this is just when I'm not feeling well.

Am I the only one?
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What is the furthest away from butthole any of yous have had to wipe ever? Upper back, lower thigh, knee?

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pretty sure i had to wipe a foot once.. don't remember how that happened.. pretty much time for a bath at that point

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Coach wrote:
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You sometimes go wipe even if you haven’t taken a shit?


Every once in awhile, maybe an hour or two after taking one, I feel like my wiping wasn't good enough and I perform an extra safety wipe. Sometimes you pick a few things up believe it or not. Usually this is just when I'm not feeling well.

Am I the only one?

No. Especially if I’ve been working outside or exercising or something and have worked up a sweat.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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yeah, I think, with some movements, particularly when you pinch it off, remnants manage to hang back and turtle their way out as time passes, sullying a previously well-cleaned hole

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Gravity works against you in these situations.
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Coach wrote:
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You sometimes go wipe even if you haven’t taken a shit?


Every once in awhile, maybe an hour or two after taking one, I feel like my wiping wasn't good enough and I perform an extra safety wipe. Sometimes you pick a few things up believe it or not. Usually this is just when I'm not feeling well.

Am I the only one?

Nope I have to do that too. I always assumed it’s just my tiny anus.

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
spike wrote:
You sometimes go wipe even if you haven’t taken a shit?


Every once in awhile, maybe an hour or two after taking one, I feel like my wiping wasn't good enough and I perform an extra safety wipe. Sometimes you pick a few things up believe it or not. Usually this is just when I'm not feeling well.

Am I the only one?

Nope I have to do that too. I always assumed it’s just my tiny anus.


If you want to form a club let me know.
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had three dumps today, one kind of saucy

ran out of wet wipes in most bathrooms, need to re-order

just took a jog

my ass is in a premier state of funk currently

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How many bathrooms do you have

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
How many bathrooms do you have

I’m going to say five. I think dude works in finance in the NYC region.
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spike wrote:
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How many bathrooms do you have

I’m going to say five. I think dude works in finance in the NYC region.

Maybe I should marry him

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