Glad you survived dad. Next time if there is a hook on the door, take off your belt and buckle it, then hang it on the hook while you hold onto it and lean back. It’ll let you next relax a bit while you squat and give you a some extra time. Don’t let all of your way hang on it though, the screws aren’t typically anchored and the hook could pull out of the door.

had a lot if veg last night and after a couple cups of coffee this morning finally the payload arrived

was dark, well formed

4 logs, dropped easy

minimal wipe

a little darker than i would like but overall very satisfying

Been backed up the last few weeks. I haven’t felt that bad, but still…

Ugh

Benefiber, Sauce Money.

magnesium.

Nothing works

I even took laxatives

there’s always suicide.

Considering it

got your last will and testament all squared away? tommy could use another house.

ever since allergy season and the Allegra dependency i feel like my bois are a bit harder to force out

i should prob up my fiber intake

maybe some dehydration at work

I’m just going to punch myself in the gut repeatedly

that might not work.

Or, it might. Give it a try.

Should I have pasta what’s the best pasta

i'm partial to cacio e pepe, you could try a cacio e pepe.

I can't promise it will make you cacio e poope

Started a new job today and I won't be pooping here. The lady gave us a tour of the house and pointed out the bathroom in the basement that we could use.

She then told us that because it's below the septic tank it's a "grinder toilet" - basically a toilet with a garbage disposal attached and that attached and that it can't take toilet paper. She pointed to a garbage can and said we could put our toilet paper in there.

Really weird stuff.

can you paint my house? you can use the toilets as much as you want.