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lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42185

Goodnight.

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Sat March 18, 2023 4:42 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Goodnight.

Sweet dream captain

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Sat March 18, 2023 5:40 pm

Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42185

bodysnatcher wrote:

Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

God I hate those.

I'm due a poop soon I hate my body.

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28121

bodysnatcher wrote:

Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42185

spike wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?

Yes, but what confounds me is it must be too hard to pass yet also wet enough to cause a mess. I've never researched it though.

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28121

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?

Yes, but what confounds me is it must be too hard to pass yet also wet enough to cause a mess. I've never researched it though.

It’s alright. It moves in mysterious ways.

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Sat March 18, 2023 7:42 pm

spike wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?

There was nothing left. I think it’s more like when a snail leaves a trail of slime

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42185

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?

Yes, but what confounds me is it must be too hard to pass yet also wet enough to cause a mess. I've never researched it though.

It’s alright. It moves in mysterious ways.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42185

Really felt like it was time to go, and have only pushed out a few small logs. I took some stool softener a bit ago, so maybe tomorrow will be my lucky poo day. Going to eat some broccoli and high fiber protein powder/greek yogurt bowl later also.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22323

explosive midday diarrhea

unexpected but felt great after

must have been backed up

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42185

96583UP wrote:

explosive midday diarrhea

unexpected but felt great after

must have been backed up

Must be nice!

wease · **Posted:** Sat March 18, 2023 8:56 pm

Second drop of the day. A good clean one.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22323

have not pooped yet but 3 cups of coffee deep already

what a whirlwind this week has been

never know what next to expect

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Sun March 19, 2023 4:10 pm

Probably just took my best dump of the week. Which isn’t saying much.

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16574

It says something.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42185

My farts last night before bed smelled atrocious, and i've been fearful of farting today as I do not want to pass out. Hoping to poo soon after lunch.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42185

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

My farts last night before bed smelled atrocious, and i've been fearful of farting today as I do not want to pass out. Hoping to poo soon after lunch.

Good poo. 7.9/10.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22323

had a poop, was disappointing. need to think deep about where i am at poop-wise

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42185

I feel weak af now. Like I pooped out my immunity system.

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