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Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat June 03, 2023 7:48 pm
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stay positive
fleshy vegetables
probiotic
bran
yogurt
blueberries
beans
hot beef injection
these are among the everyday tools we have to keep you regular
we will,
keep you regular
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Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 04, 2023 1:09 am
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spike wrote:
96583UP wrote:
spike wrote:
Pooping now after some heinous farts earlier.
you gotta diversify your beans,
We ate one of those street taco kits from the grocery store for dinner last night.
do you even lift, bro?
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Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 04, 2023 6:32 pm
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm Posts: 42065
Dropped a nice, coiled snake earlier this morning. Wasn't quite as girthy as my larger ones usually are, and pushed out easily. Wiping wasn't bad. I'll give it a B+
Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 04, 2023 6:35 pm
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Dropped a nice, coiled snake earlier this morning. Wasn't quite as girthy as my larger ones usually are, and pushed out easily. Wiping wasn't bad. I'll give it a B+
hooray!!
probiotics are da wae
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Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 04, 2023 6:40 pm
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm Posts: 42065
I'm going to start snorting them. I just need to make sure i'm getting at least some fiber every day. I used to be a regular 8:30-9:00am pooper and i'd love to get back to that.
Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 04, 2023 6:41 pm
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I'm going to start snorting them. I just need to make sure i'm getting at least some fiber every day. I used to be a regular 8:30-9:00am pooper and i'd love to get back to that.
you gotta fuckin stay regular
i will come to your house in the morning and feed you greek yogurt and blueberries if i have to
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Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 04, 2023 7:05 pm
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm Posts: 42065
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I'm going to start snorting them. I just need to make sure i'm getting at least some fiber every day. I used to be a regular 8:30-9:00am pooper and i'd love to get back to that.
you gotta fuckin stay regular
i will come to your house in the morning and feed you greek yogurt and blueberries if i have to
I ain't got blueberries rn. But the dang protein powder I use with greek yogurt is plant based and has some dadgum fiber at a not bad level
Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 04, 2023 8:23 pm
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not a good poop today. pretty constipated. lots of wiping. hadn't pooped in a couple of days, and haven't been pooping well since starting the new job. i've also not been pooping at home. i've had to go in for all sorts of new hire admin stuff. hoping I'll only have to go in tomorrow for a few more odds and ends, and then start teleworking permanently and pooping in the comfort of my own home.
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Post subject: Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun June 04, 2023 11:37 pm
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praying 4 u dad
remember to stay hydrated
you're in a new office environment, need to find your groove
need a giant water bottle, keep it filled
might be hesitant to get up a lot to refill so get a big one
we all know talking to other people at the office sucks
so get a giant water bottle
and stay hydrated
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