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PostPosted: Tue March 14, 2023 7:18 am 
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things to be aware of:

people may not notice that you're doing this. people rarely pay attention to what men are wearing, because it is often so boring. so you might feel really nervous or proud, but don't be surprised if no one notices.

if someone looks at a bunch of pictures of you at once, like in a slideshow at your funeral or your fiftieth birthday, they will definitely all of a sudden notice. it will be all anyone can see when they look at the slideshow now, kind of ruining the slideshow, honestly.

A few years ago my Uncle played a video compilation he'd made of about 10 Christmas get togethers with all the kids running around and shit. It was nice seeing all our kids having fun like that but the one thing that stuck out like dog's balls was my sister wearing the exact same outfit to 80% of those events. No one noticed at the time but seeing them all side-by-side like that was kinda jarring!

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Ok new plan: same daily outfit, but no photos ever again


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Definitely should become one of those people who freak out about photos being taken in public without everyone's express permission.

There must be no evidence.

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Ello Sailor wrote:
Definitely should become one of those people who freak out about photos being taken in public without everyone's express permission.

There must be no evidence.

I’m going to make t shirts with a big QR code that’s designed to remove me from every photo, like that Google Pixel tech but reverse engineered or whatever.


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tragabigzanda wrote:
Seriously considering just committing to multiple quantities/colors of a particular shirt and pants combo that is working for me.


Obama and Zuckerberg do this too.

Me too for the most part: I have the same dress pants, casual pants all in different colors. Same w/ my dress shirts and t-shirts.

The only think I change up to have "fun" with are sox and undies.


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unless i have to suit up for special occasions - i have used the same ~15 Brooks Brothers non-iron dress shirts in same size in white (12) or blue (3) for the last ~7 years; and the same 3 dress pants of the same italian brand/size, but slightly different colors, i got from bloomingdale's ~5 years ago

makes things so much easier in the morning

boomer secret: no one cares and i am not dating anyone

sometimes i throw a sleeveless fleece on top to help carry stuff in pockets and cover up my belly fat

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we're back in California now to pack up and I went through my closet and got rid of my 3 suits and 99 percent of my dress shirts..kept 1 pair of dress shoes just in case


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doug rr wrote:
we're back in California now to pack up and I went through my closet and got rid of my 3 suits and 99 percent of my dress shirts..kept 1 pair of dress shoes just in case


did you give them to goodwill?

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doug rr wrote:
we're back in California now to pack up and I went through my closet and got rid of my 3 suits and 99 percent of my dress shirts..kept 1 pair of dress shoes just in case

did you keep a suit to be buried in?


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doug rr wrote:
we're back in California now to pack up and I went through my closet and got rid of my 3 suits and 99 percent of my dress shirts..kept 1 pair of dress shoes just in case


did you give them to goodwill?

at a local donation center..dont think it was goodwill


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doug rr wrote:
we're back in California now to pack up and I went through my closet and got rid of my 3 suits and 99 percent of my dress shirts..kept 1 pair of dress shoes just in case

did you keep a suit to be buried in?

oh heavens no..cremation


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They don't cremate naked bodies. You have to wear a suit to your cremation, too

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Freddy’s delivered two sweet teas instead of one I feel like I’m supposed to drink both in order to not be wasteful starving kids on the streets and such.

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Enjoy no sleep tonight caffeine-boy.

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Enjoy no sleep tonight caffeine-boy.

They both had quite a bit of ice, but I only drank around half the second one. I feel the sleep coming on now fortunately.

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I don’t own one piece of green clothing. Not one.


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i have a couple of miami dolphins things, but other than that I don't either

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Chris_H_2 wrote:
I don’t own one piece of green clothing. Not one.


You could always pick up an accessary. This could be your year.


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