now i'm beginning to wonder what other words have "turd" in it... oh shit it's in my last name!

You’ve been gone for a month and come back with this?

It’s a pretty big revelation, man.

Well yeah, but a comeback post? I dunno

do you think it's right to make the rest of us suffer with this? thanks a lot, Chris.

It’s a turd day
‘Sa turdday

Thanks Chris look what you’ve done

Sad Turd Day

so sad

yo soy gay

Despite trying over a dozen times I have never successfully started a USA chant.

Even more damning is that most of my attempts have been at wrestling shows.

It's the accent. They don't realize you are sincere and think you're making fun of them

i love that morons are getting gored by buffalo in yellowstone park...

tourism is sin

The story of the elephant that trampled that woman, and then returned to her funeral and trampled her again made me laugh for like an hour straight

And somehow I'm the sociopath

I saw 2 different bears within like 3 minutes of each other today. I tried to approach the first for a photo but he took off. Then I was like fuck it. I'm not stopping the car for the second. Kinda regret it. The second one was standing on his hind legs and looked big and healthy. Mighta got a cool pic.

Yellowstone seems to be the epicenter of this shit. I think it's because Wyoming and Montana are the wildest states and Yellowstone is the biggest tourist hub over there.

Mrs. Bam has recently seen a coyote, snake, and owl on her walks with the dog. I’m jealous.

Yup. They make these national parks operate like a theme park so people end up feeling like they're in safe, comfy, controlled Disney Land. I'm all for making nature accessible to everyone, but people need to recognize that when they're visiting these places, they're visiting someone's home. And it's not the Mickey Mouse House. It's a bison's house, and the bison doesn't actually want you there.
There are so many beautiful parks and forests to visit. Spread the love a bit.

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