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dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16527

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

i can't grow a full beard. it's all patchy.

Some people pull off the patchy look really well.

not me!

tree_ · **Posted:** Fri July 15, 2022 4:02 pm

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42098

tree_ wrote:

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

tree_ · **Posted:** Fri July 15, 2022 4:03 pm

sounds good buddy

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42098

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

i can't grow a full beard. it's all patchy.

Some people pull off the patchy look really well.

not me!

I think anybody who is already handsome can.

tree_ · **Posted:** Fri July 15, 2022 4:06 pm

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

tree_ wrote:

sounds good buddy

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42098

tree_ wrote:

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

tree_ wrote:

sounds good buddy

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

Go f*ck yourself.

tree_ · **Posted:** Fri July 15, 2022 4:10 pm

wow what's your problem

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

tree_ wrote:

sounds good buddy

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

Go f*ck yourself.

why do you have to be like that

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42098

tree_ wrote:

wow what's your problem

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

tree_ wrote:

sounds good buddy

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

Go f*ck yourself.

why do you have to be like that

I’m a badass.

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16527

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

dad wrote:

i can't grow a full beard. it's all patchy.

Some people pull off the patchy look really well.

not me!

I think anybody who is already handsome can.

tree_ · **Posted:** Fri July 15, 2022 4:28 pm

you

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

wow what's your problem

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

tree_ wrote:

sounds good buddy

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

sure

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

Go f*ck yourself.

why do you have to be like that

I’m a badass.

are

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42098

tree_ wrote:

you

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

wow what's your problem

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

has anybody ever done quotes like this before? i think this is going to be my new schtick. What do you think?

tree_ wrote:

sounds good buddy

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

OK it's in the mail. Hope you don't mind the erection.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

tree_ wrote:

i'm down to a chin goatee. feels good

sure

Pic please

pm me your address and i'll mail you a polaroid

Done.

I’ll close my eyes.

Go f*ck yourself.

why do you have to be like that

I’m a badass.

are

Give me your money and car.

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Fri July 15, 2022 5:46 pm

that isn't schtick. it's shit.

doug rr · **Posted:** Wed August 17, 2022 12:39 am

about 3 days ago my wife was rearranging our front porch and getting rid of a few things that we keep there..we do not wear shoes in the house and i always keep a few pair out there as does she but she put them on the right side instead of the left side like its been for about 8 years..she also moved the little box we use to put dog crap bags in during the early mornings or late nights so we don't have to go into the garage half naked or asleep...anyway, the shoe thing is killing me the last 3 days because i have to move my body into different directions and put my shoes on differently from the last many years when i come in or go out..

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22301

i thought you were going to say you stepped in the dog poo box bc it's where your shoes used to be

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28101

what does mrs doug wear to bed?

lennytheweedwhacker · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm **Posts:** 42098

Also, do you like her t*ts?

JuanHamm · **Joined:** Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm **Posts:** 6950

Tree, what's your current facial hair situation?

Ms Harmless · **Posted:** Wed August 17, 2022 3:19 pm

I need to stop coming here, needed to a long time ago but it's an addiction

tree_ · **Posted:** Wed August 17, 2022 3:24 pm

Ms Harmless wrote:

I need to stop coming here, needed to a long time ago but it's an addiction

If you said something atrocious enough, you could be permabanned. And that way you couldn't come back if you tried. The same way Andy Bernard quit The Office to pursue his acting career. He took a shit on his boss's car and that way he couldn't come back if he tried.

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