I’m planning some little league stuff with a group of other dads. All but one of us have our kids at the local public school. The guy running point for our group has his kids in Catholic school.

So he sets up all the dates for everything. Like a week later he texts us that he has to reschedule it because he forgot about Easter.

Hahahaha!!!!

is his kid any good? can he hit a slider?

Above average but if you listen to his dad, the kid is the second coming of Oil Can Boyd. Dad needs to chill on that a little.

My kids have a basketball game today, the other team has a bunch of their classmates on it. Including the one kid who is heads and tails the best athlete in their age group. Honestly he's probably better at all the sports than any kid even a grade older in the whole city.

He's out of town today, so my kids are getting very cocky about winning. I'll let you guys know how it goes, and Peeps if I'm able to find a box score for this 8 year old rec league game I'll be sure to send it your way immediately.

Yes, it explains that those kids got to spend their pre-school years with a loving grandmother.

What are you saying it explains?

Disney on Ice tomorrow. It’s gonna make watching football after that much more glorious.

Been there. Some of the stuff they do is actually impressive.

How many heads has Bob Iger pooped on I wonder

On Sunday night one of my kids was still hungry at bedtime and asked for a bowl of cereal. Ok.

Monday morning I gave him another big bowl of it for breakfast.

Monday I get home from work to learn he’s been having bad diarrhea all day.

Turns out it is my wife’s cereal which is “not for kids!” due to very high fiber content among other things. Oops.

Big day at school for the kid as a vet and a dog are coming to visit. Just saw some pics, I don’t think they let the kids within twenty feet of the dog.

We switched to full days from half days on Tuesdays this week but someone didn’t get the memo. School just called asking if I’d be picking up my kid and now I feel like a deadbeat dad.

My kid is sick and thinks puking is "peeing from her mouh” so she makes it to the toilet but then proceeds to sit on it and pukes all over herself. So close.

I’ve been trying to iron out the finer details with her, but she’s in no mood.

lol sorry spike but that’s funny

i don't understand why she would think she could pee from her mouth into the toilet by sitting on the toilet

Human plumbing is complicated.

Ugh, just got an email from her school that someone in her class has strep throat/scarlet fever. Vomiting is a symptom…

god dang that sucks dude

i am so glad my kids are over the flu now.. first time we all were sick with something at the same time

Wife is flying out for work later today too. Kid always seems to get sick whenever I’m about to be parenting solo. As long as I don’t get it, we’ll be alright.

It sure is. Better get her checked out.

One surprising symptom of strep I never knew about before getting into healthcare is a rash. We’d have kids come in all the time with an odd rash and sure enough, they’d have strep.

Since we were both up most of the night, she just wrapped an epic nap and seems herself. Says she feels good, no fever, and hasn’t spewed since 8:30am or so. We’ll see what tonight brings, but perhaps out of the woods.