We realized somewhere over the Pacific that we’d potentially left arguably my kid’s favorite stuffed animal in our hotel room in Melbourne. Had her Nana call there and it was found. She will pick it up and keep it until our return in a couple months.

The kid has pink eye in both eyes. There’ve been a couple cases reported in her class recently, so not surprising. I noticed some redness around her eyes yesterday, but then it seemed to go away. This morning, her eyes looked slight puffy, and upon closer inspection she had all sorts of crusty goop around her peepers. Did teledoc to get the antibiotic drops, so hopefully we’ve caught it before it worsens. It doesn’t seem to be bothering her, at least.

She also woke up in the middle of the night wanting me to get in bed with her, so I’m just waiting to get it myself.

It comes from feces

yeah, someone has to bare ass fart on your pillow.

It can be viral as well as bacterial.

sure, but it’s a viral fart.

I'll need to be careful about this when NumbersUp finally stops the teasing and actually DOES fart on my cock.

Don't need no pinkeye.