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i'm sure pissing yourself in order to remain in bed is one of life's greatest luxuries, but i can't bring myself to lay/lie in my own urine until it dries.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving
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dad wrote:
i'm sure pissing yourself in order to remain in bed is one of life's greatest luxuries, but i can't bring myself to lay/lie in my own urine until it dries.
i'm sure pissing yourself in order to remain in bed is one of life's greatest luxuries, but i can't bring myself to lay/lie in my own urine until it dries.
try it with Desitin and live rash free
have you tried depends?
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving
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I woke about 2 and laid there until 4. Got up and peed then laid back down. Don’t know how long it took but I did fall back asleep and was out hard when the alarm went off at 5:20.
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12:30am - alarm goes off and back door is open. Dog is now outside. I go around the house with a bat checking every room. Deduce that our door wasn't completely latched and the wind blew it open. Heart rate is spiked. Dog won't come back inside now. I try to go back to bed.
12:50: sounds like the dog is barking to come back in. I try but fail to get him in. He just wants to bark.
1:30: wife wakes me up. Dog is barking some more. I go outside to get him in but see he's in a standoff with a possum. No chance of getting his attention. I go back to bed defeated.
3:00am: more barking. Shrill barking. Triggering bark. Wife says "I can't keep hearing this." I try once again to lure him back inside with chicken. He wants that chicken really bad, but he's got too much pride it seems. This is now a war of attrition. I'm exhausted. Wife is exhausted and pissed. Toddler wakeup is imminent.
7:00am: surprisingly no more incidents and toddler slept thru all of it. I wake up and get the house going while my wife sleeps. Let the dog in and of course he comes in no problem. Eats his food. Goes and lays on the couch to sleep it off like nothing happened. That motherfucker.
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I could destroy any ai chatbot you put in front of me. Easily.
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We live much too close to all our neighbors to leave a barking dog outside all night. They all already hate his barking almost as much as we do. They’ve even offered cbd treats for us to give to him.
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