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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2022 6:56 pm 
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This is totally rational, but I have nowhere else to post this.

I went to a gas station today. Ten or so pumps were all full and cars were lined up, so I got behind a pick-up truck. No one was at the pump, so I figured he was inside paying. I sat there for 10 minutes and no one came out of the store, and eventually a pump next to the truck opened up.

I backed up and drove around the pumps, so I could get to the open pump on the correct side. Somehow I made it without someone stealing the spot. I start pumping and look up, and that mother fucker in the truck was just sitting in his cab talking on his phone. When I finished pumping my gas, people were lining up again, and he was STILL sitting in his cab talking on the phone.

I never wanted to drag a person from their car and pummel them so badly in my life.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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that's fucked up.. i hate when people are this inconsiderate and self-absorbed, which unfortunately is something i witness nearly every day i'm driving


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The boomerang feature on social media posts

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This is totally rational, but I have nowhere else to post this.

I went to a gas station today. Ten or so pumps were all full and cars were lined up, so I got behind a pick-up truck. No one was at the pump, so I figured he was inside paying. I sat there for 10 minutes and no one came out of the store, and eventually a pump next to the truck opened up.

I backed up and drove around the pumps, so I could get to the open pump on the correct side. Somehow I made it without someone stealing the spot. I start pumping and look up, and that mother fucker in the truck was just sitting in his cab talking on his phone. When I finished pumping my gas, people were lining up again, and he was STILL sitting in his cab talking on the phone.

I never wanted to drag a person from their car and pummel them so badly in my life.

Have you ever pulled up to an empty spot, went to swipe your card, and some dude in a vehicle on the other side frantically run up to you saying "wait wait! I just paid and I'm about to use this pump on the other side!" ?

I wanted to hate the dude for being that inconsiderate, but then I realized that he was just a dipshit who forgot which side his gas tank was and decided to die on that hill instead of move his car and probably lose a place in line. I kind of forgive him for that.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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washing machine wrote:
B wrote:
This is totally rational, but I have nowhere else to post this.

I went to a gas station today. Ten or so pumps were all full and cars were lined up, so I got behind a pick-up truck. No one was at the pump, so I figured he was inside paying. I sat there for 10 minutes and no one came out of the store, and eventually a pump next to the truck opened up.

I backed up and drove around the pumps, so I could get to the open pump on the correct side. Somehow I made it without someone stealing the spot. I start pumping and look up, and that mother fucker in the truck was just sitting in his cab talking on his phone. When I finished pumping my gas, people were lining up again, and he was STILL sitting in his cab talking on the phone.

I never wanted to drag a person from their car and pummel them so badly in my life.

Have you ever pulled up to an empty spot, went to swipe your card, and some dude in a vehicle on the other side frantically run up to you saying "wait wait! I just paid and I'm about to use this pump on the other side!" ?

Um .... no ... please go on.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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B wrote:
washing machine wrote:
B wrote:
This is totally rational, but I have nowhere else to post this.

I went to a gas station today. Ten or so pumps were all full and cars were lined up, so I got behind a pick-up truck. No one was at the pump, so I figured he was inside paying. I sat there for 10 minutes and no one came out of the store, and eventually a pump next to the truck opened up.

I backed up and drove around the pumps, so I could get to the open pump on the correct side. Somehow I made it without someone stealing the spot. I start pumping and look up, and that mother fucker in the truck was just sitting in his cab talking on his phone. When I finished pumping my gas, people were lining up again, and he was STILL sitting in his cab talking on the phone.

I never wanted to drag a person from their car and pummel them so badly in my life.

Have you ever pulled up to an empty spot, went to swipe your card, and some dude in a vehicle on the other side frantically run up to you saying "wait wait! I just paid and I'm about to use this pump on the other side!" ?

Um .... no ... please go on.

The clarification is in the edit above.

Basically, the guy just parked the wrong way and made it work for him.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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band names that have absolutely no meaning to anyone but the band (The Rasmus???)


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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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I hate posting sometimes. I was just trying to make a post about how it's hot outside this weekend and I was outside a lot today and that I might go to the movies tomorrow. But I couldn't get the wording right and then I started trying to decide between commas or parentheses or dashes. It was a simple post. But I gave up on it. Writing is too much trouble sometimes

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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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The kitchen sink multi-hyphenate Instagram bio. Something like “Mom | Wife | 5K race addict | Weekend oenophile | Occasional bird-watcher and life-observer | Environmental warrior | Closet Ellen fan | Human | #MyBodyMyRules”


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The kitchen sink multi-hyphenate Instagram bio. Something like “Mom | Wife | 5K race addict | Weekend oenophile | Occasional bird-watcher and life-observer | Environmental warrior | Closet Ellen fan | Human | #MyBodyMyRules”

Cultivated identity is very cheugy

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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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Jorge wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
The kitchen sink multi-hyphenate Instagram bio. Something like “Mom | Wife | 5K race addict | Weekend oenophile | Occasional bird-watcher and life-observer | Environmental warrior | Closet Ellen fan | Human | #MyBodyMyRules”

Cultivated identity is very cheugy

[googles “cheugy,” nods in affirmation]


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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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Yeah I googled cheugy just like trag did a few months ago and then a whole world of understanding opened up.

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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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Yeah I googled cheugy just like trag opened a few months ago, in a whole world of understanding opened up

wat

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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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Little voice to text snafu there.

Should read: Yeah I googled cheugy just like trag did a few months ago and then a whole world of understanding opened up.

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Thanks for clarifying, Reid

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 Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
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voice-to-text mishaps are probably up there on the cheugy scale, I'd reckon. Like the text version of "dad thumb" in a photo.

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B wrote:
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This is totally rational, but I have nowhere else to post this.

I went to a gas station today. Ten or so pumps were all full and cars were lined up, so I got behind a pick-up truck. No one was at the pump, so I figured he was inside paying. I sat there for 10 minutes and no one came out of the store, and eventually a pump next to the truck opened up.

I backed up and drove around the pumps, so I could get to the open pump on the correct side. Somehow I made it without someone stealing the spot. I start pumping and look up, and that mother fucker in the truck was just sitting in his cab talking on his phone. When I finished pumping my gas, people were lining up again, and he was STILL sitting in his cab talking on the phone.

I never wanted to drag a person from their car and pummel them so badly in my life.

Have you ever pulled up to an empty spot, went to swipe your card, and some dude in a vehicle on the other side frantically run up to you saying "wait wait! I just paid and I'm about to use this pump on the other side!" ?

Um .... no ... please go on.

The clarification is in the edit above.

Basically, the guy just parked the wrong way and made it work for him.

Costco is very strictly a one way situation, so, no.

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