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Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Wed August 10, 2022 8:30 pm
Troglodyte
Joined: Wed December 19, 2012 9:53 pm Posts: 22486 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA
B wrote:
We had a whole bag of asthma inhalers that we took to the police department medication drop.
Police Department: "We don't take those. Take them to the County Hazardous Waste drop." County Hazardous Waste: "We don't take those. Take them over to Walgreens." Walgreens: "We don't take those. Take them to the Police Department."
Update! County recycling sent out a newsletter with a link for instructions on disposing of medical waste.
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Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Wed August 10, 2022 10:58 pm
Major Dude
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm Posts: 32422 Location: Where everybody knows your name
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
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Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Wed August 10, 2022 11:48 pm
Looks Like a Cat
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 9:55 pm Posts: 13819 Location: An office full of assholes
wease wrote:
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
your wife's grandmother is still alive? that's impressive.
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 1:09 am
Major Dude
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm Posts: 32422 Location: Where everybody knows your name
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
your wife's grandmother is still alive? that's impressive.
I still had both my grandmas until 2019. My mom’s mom died in Dec at 101 and last year my other grandmother passed at 89.
_________________ Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing! - C. Montgomery Burns
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 1:39 am
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:45 pm Posts: 24053 Location: almost in canada
wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
your wife's grandmother is still alive? that's impressive.
I still had both my grandmas until 2019. My mom’s mom died in Dec at 101 and last year my other grandmother passed at 89.
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 1:51 am
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am Posts: 28068
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
your wife's grandmother is still alive? that's impressive.
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 2:01 am
Troglodyte
Joined: Wed December 19, 2012 9:53 pm Posts: 22486 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
your wife's grandmother is still alive? that's impressive.
My wife's grandma is 101.
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Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 2:05 am
Looks Like a Cat
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 9:55 pm Posts: 13819 Location: An office full of assholes
all of the women on my wife's mom's side of the family live past 100. her great aunts were twins and lived until 105 and 104. her grandmother lived until she was 103.
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 2:29 am
Major Dude
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm Posts: 32422 Location: Where everybody knows your name
doug rr wrote:
wease wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
your wife's grandmother is still alive? that's impressive.
I still had both my grandmas until 2019. My mom’s mom died in Dec at 101 and last year my other grandmother passed at 89.
which one could eat the most cold cuts?
Probably dads mom.
_________________ Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing! - C. Montgomery Burns
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 2:31 am
Major Dude
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm Posts: 32422 Location: Where everybody knows your name
spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
your wife's grandmother is still alive? that's impressive.
They get pregnant young in the south.
I don’t know how young my mom’s mom was but my dad’s mom was 16 when she had her first child. She was 13 when she married my grandpa.
_________________ Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing! - C. Montgomery Burns
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 2:32 am
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am Posts: 28068
Chris_H_2 wrote:
all of the women on my wife's mom's side of the family live past 100. her great aunts were twins and lived until 105 and 104. her grandmother lived until she was 103.
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 2:32 am
Major Dude
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm Posts: 32422 Location: Where everybody knows your name
B wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
your wife's grandmother is still alive? that's impressive.
My wife's grandma is 101.
That’s awesome
_________________ Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing! - C. Montgomery Burns
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 2:33 am
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am Posts: 28068
wease wrote:
spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
your wife's grandmother is still alive? that's impressive.
They get pregnant young in the south.
I don’t know how young my mom’s mom was but my dad’s mom was 16 when she had her first child. She was 13 when she married my grandpa.
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Thu August 11, 2022 2:41 am
Major Dude
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm Posts: 32422 Location: Where everybody knows your name
spike wrote:
wease wrote:
spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
wease wrote:
The way my wife, her mother and her grandmother like to pack everything in garbage bags. No matter how fucking much the bag weighs they just keep cramming and cramming shit in there until it’s full. Nothing like a 55 gallon trash bag stuffed absolutely full with clothes.
your wife's grandmother is still alive? that's impressive.
They get pregnant young in the south.
I don’t know how young my mom’s mom was but my dad’s mom was 16 when she had her first child. She was 13 when she married my grandpa.
goodness, gracious! great balls of fire!
Worse than that. Grandpa was 30 I think. If not, he was IN his 30s.
He said when he was fighting in WWII he had a picture in his mind of the perfect girl and after he got out and moved to the town he settled in he saw my grandma walking down the road and it was the exact picture in his head. Purely love at first sight.
They divorced after being together for almost 20 years. She was running around on him. Which is almost understandable. He’d been the only dude in her life since she was literally a kid. Hell, the age my youngest is now! It would only be natural for her to want to see what’s out there. She always denied it but I’m pretty sure she did. He left her and would never take her back. Even when he passed back in 2004 and he had been remarried for 30 years, she was still the love of his life and he was hers.
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Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Sun August 21, 2022 9:01 pm
Production Police
Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm Posts: 47014 Location: In the oatmeal aisle wearing a Shellac shirt
Family movie night. So excited to show my kid Mary Poppins. It’s a classic, plus my parents are here so there’s a familial memory, and I was looking forward to watching my kid enjoy it with her grandparents.
My wife put on the new version while I was getting snacks together. Fuggin’ Hamilton and Live.Die.Repeat on my screen instead of Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews.
So mad right now.
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