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Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 4:35 pm
Misplaced My Sponge
Joined: Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm Posts: 6950
spike wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
tree_ wrote:
Cats would eat you if they were bigger. They only use you for your food and shelter. Dogs legitimately like you.
I'm uncomfortable with the slavish nature of the dog/human relationship. A cat's affection is earned - all you have to do to gain the affection of a dog is exist.
Slaves automatically love their masters? Is that what you’re saying?
You need to learn how to converse in good faith, my friend. You've already driven away Verb and Macphisto.
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 4:38 pm
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am Posts: 28127
JuanHamm wrote:
spike wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:
tree_ wrote:
Cats would eat you if they were bigger. They only use you for your food and shelter. Dogs legitimately like you.
I'm uncomfortable with the slavish nature of the dog/human relationship. A cat's affection is earned - all you have to do to gain the affection of a dog is exist.
Slaves automatically love their masters? Is that what you’re saying?
You need to learn how to converse in good faith, my friend. You've already driven away Verb and Macphisto.
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 4:38 pm
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I have 2 big dogs and they provide security to my home and we never have to lock our door. They can be quite scary when they want to. Cats can't do that.
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Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 4:47 pm
Misplaced My Sponge
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tree_ wrote:
I have 2 big dogs and they provide security to my home and we never have to lock our door. They can be quite scary when they want to. Cats can't do that.
Yes, but cats don't require constant attention. Dogs are so damn needy and insecure. You were just complaining about your annoying dogs (and kids)
Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 4:48 pm
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Joined: Thu April 04, 2013 6:27 am Posts: 17793 Location: Port Perry Lodge on voluptuous Lake Perry
JuanHamm wrote:
tree_ wrote:
I have 2 big dogs and they provide security to my home and we never have to lock our door. They can be quite scary when they want to. Cats can't do that.
Yes, but cats don't require constant attention. Dogs are so damn needy and insecure. You were just complaining about your annoying dogs (and kids)
Well, I just don't see the point of cats at all. They're detached and don't even like people. You can play fetch with dogs, use them as security, go swimming with them. They can be fun.
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Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Fri January 27, 2023 5:16 pm
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Joined: Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm Posts: 16580
spike wrote:
I had a cat growing up that would lay on my head and lick my face like a dog.
wait a minute...
you let your cat lick your face, likely after licking its own genitals or butthole, yet i'm the gross one for occasionally picking up my dog's dried poop to toss over the fence?
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Post subject: Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of
Posted: Sat January 28, 2023 3:05 am
The Master
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am Posts: 28127
dad wrote:
spike wrote:
I had a cat growing up that would lay on my head and lick my face like a dog.
wait a minute...
you let your cat lick your face, likely after licking its own genitals or butthole, yet i'm the gross one for occasionally picking up my dog's dried poop to toss over the fence?
lol at you holding yourself to a child’s hygiene standards/knowledge
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