Talk about your day thread

[doug rr]

I was walking down the street and this old lady asked me where some place was. I pulled out my phone to see if I could look it up, and she told me to stop looking at my phone and then called me a stupid fag. Then she crossed the street and called me a bitch.

Life in the big city.

malice found you

[BurtReynolds]

She was far too nice to be malice.

[Norris]

i've met malice, she's nice

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I hate this place so much.

Move to Alabama where old women are always nice but the fags are still stupid.

[BurtReynolds]

She was right to yell at me. My attempt to help was beta male weakness. A true alpha would have left her to die in the street. She was testing me and I failed.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

She was right to yell at me. My attempt to help was beta male weakness. A true alpha would have left her to die in the street. She was testing me and I failed.

She probably wanted your d (dick).

[Ello Sailor]

Why not just say "I'm not sure, but let me see if I can find it on Google maps"?

She probably thought you were making a TikTok or something. It's understandable.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

No, it is not.

[Ello Sailor]

Oh

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Good. Ttyl.

[doug rr]

i've met malice, she's nice

she is a wonderful person

[doug rr]

we walked to the beach and slept in the sand for a couple of hours..dusted ourselves off and grabbed a slice of pizza and met some nice lady from boston on the restaurant picnic bench..home by 2pm..good day

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Waiting anxiously to find out if they need me to delay my flight four hours in order to receive a $600 gift card. I am frugal.

[doug rr]

Waiting anxiously to find out if they need me to delay my flight four hours in order to receive a $600 gift card. I am frugal.

calm yourself down and listen to nina simone sing about baltimore...

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Waiting anxiously to find out if they need me to delay my flight four hours in order to receive a $600 gift card. I am frugal.

calm yourself down and listen to nina simone sing about baltimore...

I’m calm. I just can’t remember if the lady said they’d call my name if they need me or if they don’t need me, and they’re boarding the geriatrics, cripples and veterans now.

[Anders]

Good luck.

[doug rr]

Waiting anxiously to find out if they need me to delay my flight four hours in order to receive a $600 gift card. I am frugal.

calm yourself down and listen to nina simone sing about baltimore...

I’m calm. I just can’t remember if the lady said they’d call my name if they need me or if they don’t need me, and they’re boarding the geriatrics, cripples and veterans now.

why aren't you flying first class?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Waiting anxiously to find out if they need me to delay my flight four hours in order to receive a $600 gift card. I am frugal.

calm yourself down and listen to nina simone sing about baltimore...

I’m calm. I just can’t remember if the lady said they’d call my name if they need me or if they don’t need me, and they’re boarding the geriatrics, cripples and veterans now.

why aren't you flying first class?

Because my employer is actually paying for this flight. I’ve been bumped to first class once. For a 40 minute flight.

They didn’t need me to bump. Doug, please give me $600.

[Jorge]

Because my employer is actually paying for this flight.

All the more reason. Fly business

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Because my employer is actually paying for this flight.

All the more reason. Fly business

It would not get approved.