Wait, is it streaking if you keep your pants on? That's just running around where you're not supposed to.

Sent off two manuscripts, only one of which might eventually have more readers than my posts on this board.

Had my first physio session last night. Got me to do a bunch of leg movements and exercises which went fine, then he did some dry needling on my leg. Said he couldn't say for sure what the issue was. Told me to pretty much ditch the crutches, and I was on my way with a new found sence of confidence. Stopped off at the supermarket on my way home, and just after having paid for my stuff - my knee went out on me again, so I had to hop my way back to the car.

Father in law pissed because the grab ‘n’ go breakfast stand only has breakfast sandwiches/burritos. He just can’t understand why they don’t have a breakfast platter or plate of food.

One time I took my parents to a brunch spot around 10am. My dad got pissed at the waiter bc he had already eaten breakfast and they didn’t have any true lunch options.

this story checks out

Now my dad is going to get a beer from one place to bring down to where we’re eating a gem tho EVERY place here has signs saying “no alcohol beyond this point.”

Getting a 5% pay raise starting August 1.
Rather not look at the rate of inflation.

I don’t think I’ve ever interacted with a Biff post, but I want to say that I love them. They almost always border on the mundane, but I also feel like they are the realest posts on this message board. Like a comfort food. Enjoy the pay rise, as the Brits call it.

sounds like the kinda fella that doesn't suffer one iota of tYrAnNy

Aww thanks. I don’t tweet so I guess RM has become my way of rando commentary and announcements when I want to say something just for the purpose of doing so.