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The Argonaut · **Posted:** Thu August 04, 2022 11:08 pm

Chris_H_2 wrote:

Jorge wrote:

dad wrote:

do you ever put your gf on your shoulders, don an overcoat, and pretend to be a large adult to get into R-rated movies?

that would be fun!

6'5 + 5'1 = 11'6

That would have to be a very long overcoat

I don’t think he meant that she stands on your shoulders.

She's actually standing on the top of Jorge's head according to his calculations

dad · **Joined:** Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm **Posts:** 16611

The Argonaut wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

Jorge wrote:

dad wrote:

do you ever put your gf on your shoulders, don an overcoat, and pretend to be a large adult to get into R-rated movies?

that would be fun!

6'5 + 5'1 = 11'6

That would have to be a very long overcoat

I don’t think he meant that she stands on your shoulders.

She's actually standing on the top of Jorge's head according to his calculations

sounds painful. not fun at all.

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28187

Jorge really looking like a rube the past few pages.

Jorge · **Posted:** Thu August 04, 2022 11:41 pm

spike wrote:

Jorge really looking like a rube the past few pages.

What a day

JuanHamm · **Joined:** Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm **Posts:** 6950

I accidentally left my prime account logged into a hotel TV in Myrtle Beach a couple of months ago and today somebody bought the movie 2 Guns on it.

It all got taken care of pretty quickly by Amazon, but I'm left wondering why did they buy it instead of renting it?

Mickey · **Posted:** Fri August 05, 2022 3:04 am

JuanHamm wrote:

I accidentally left my prime account logged into a hotel TV in Myrtle Beach a couple of months ago and today somebody bought the movie 2 Guns on it.

It all got taken care of pretty quickly by Amazon, but I'm left wondering why did they buy it instead of renting it?

Maybe they wanted to watch it twice over the course of the week

bodysnatcher · **Posted:** Fri August 05, 2022 4:54 am

Woke up this morning with my head at the foot of the bed. Guess I turned around in my sleep? But I was sleeping so well when my alarm went off I’m gonna try and go to bed tonight in the same direction

LetMeSleep · **Posted:** Fri August 05, 2022 8:48 am

bodysnatcher wrote:

Woke up this morning with my head at the foot of the bed. Guess I turned around in my sleep? But I was sleeping so well when my alarm went off I’m gonna try and go to bed tonight in the same direction

Wtf? That happens to kids. And drunks.

Peeps · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 12:41 pm **Posts:** 5827

Had a dream that a domestic war happened. Was a bit nutso. I ran next door to check on my neighbor and here it was jamelizabeth. We started to send texts to ruddo who replied it was happening there too but he would be up to help us. The bad guys intercepted the message and laughed at it.

It was all very red dawnish only it wasn’t a foreign threat

JuanHamm · **Joined:** Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm **Posts:** 6950

One of my cats got skunked at 10pm last night. I had to go out and stop at multiple stores looking for hydrogen peroxide. I bathed him last night and this morning and either it's working or I'm growing used to the smell. It's hard to know.

wease · **Posted:** Sat August 06, 2022 2:56 pm

Probably working. We were quite surprised at how well that solution worked a couple of weeks ago.

tragabigzanda · **Posted:** Sat August 06, 2022 2:57 pm

Wasn’t that like just a few days ago wease?

Life is a blur.

wease · **Posted:** Sat August 06, 2022 2:58 pm

tragabigzanda wrote:

Wasn’t that like just a few days ago wease?

Life is a blur.

Two Saturdays ago friend.

JuanHamm · **Joined:** Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm **Posts:** 6950

That's good to hear. I can't stand skunk smell.

tragabigzanda · **Posted:** Sat August 06, 2022 3:14 pm

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

Wasn’t that like just a few days ago wease?

Life is a blur.

Two Saturdays ago friend.

Wtf, I’m gonna blink and be 50

Higgs · **Posted:** Sat August 06, 2022 3:25 pm

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

Wasn’t that like just a few days ago wease?

Life is a blur.

Two Saturdays ago friend.

Wtf, I’m gonna blink and be 50

I already blinked.

Norris · **Posted:** Sat August 06, 2022 6:10 pm

wease wrote:

Probably working. We were quite surprised at how well that solution worked a couple of weeks ago.

yeah that mixed with a little baking soda and Dawn works wonders

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Sat August 06, 2022 6:12 pm

I was walking down the street and this old lady asked me where some place was. I pulled out my phone to see if I could look it up, and she told me to stop looking at my phone and then called me a stupid fag. Then she crossed the street and called me a bitch.

Life in the big city.

Norris · **Posted:** Sat August 06, 2022 6:13 pm

then she said here's a quarter, go put it in the washing machine

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Sat August 06, 2022 6:16 pm

I hate this place so much.

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