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Monkey_Driven wrote:
Bammer wrote:
I was talking to Mrs. Bam recently about a couple personal days, board the dog, kids at school, pure peace and quiet. But the sad thing is I’d just end up doing chores.
I try to do this once every 2-3 months. Maybe play some golf, take a nap, or go to a brewery. Get crazy.
Two months from now I’ll be taking days off to play Zelda
I was talking to Mrs. Bam recently about a couple personal days, board the dog, kids at school, pure peace and quiet. But the sad thing is I’d just end up doing chores.
I try to do this once every 2-3 months. Maybe play some golf, take a nap, or go to a brewery. Get crazy.
Two months from now I’ll be taking days off to play Zelda
Joined: Thu April 04, 2013 6:27 am Posts: 17728 Location: Port Perry Lodge on voluptuous Lake Perry
Here at work, somebody put up on a door a printed sheet of paper with a girl's face on it, reading "It's my birthday!! Free Hugs!!"
Just now I was pushing a big blue cart full of to-be-shredded boxed files down the hallway when I saw it, right after the guard who walked ahead of me had written something on it with a sharpie. It now reads, "Free Mouth Hugs"
Free mouth hugs...
And he was bragging about it down the hallway to the guy walking behind me. "Did you see what I wrote?!" with a burst of laughter. He thought it was hilarious too.
Reminds me of the time I got stuck in the middle of a truck Trump rally.
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tree_ wrote:
Here at work, somebody put up on a door a printed sheet of paper with a girl's face on it, reading "It's my birthday!! Free Hugs!!"
Just now I was pushing a big blue cart full of to-be-shredded boxed files down the hallway when I saw it, right after the guard who walked ahead of me had written something on it with a sharpie. It now reads, "Free Mouth Hugs"
Free mouth hugs...
And he was bragging about it down the hallway to the guy walking behind me. "Did you see what I wrote?!" with a burst of laughter. He thought it was hilarious too.
Reminds me of the time I got stuck in the middle of a truck Trump rally.
what would lenny do if he worked in your HR department?
Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm Posts: 32422 Location: Where everybody knows your name
tree_ wrote:
Here at work, somebody put up on a door a printed sheet of paper with a girl's face on it, reading "It's my birthday!! Free Hugs!!"
Just now I was pushing a big blue cart full of to-be-shredded boxed files down the hallway when I saw it, right after the guard who walked ahead of me had written something on it with a sharpie. It now reads, "Free Mouth Hugs"
Free mouth hugs...
And he was bragging about it down the hallway to the guy walking behind me. "Did you see what I wrote?!" with a burst of laughter. He thought it was hilarious too.
Reminds me of the time I got stuck in the middle of a truck Trump rally.
Did you turn him in for defacing the sign?
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Joined: Thu April 04, 2013 6:27 am Posts: 17728 Location: Port Perry Lodge on voluptuous Lake Perry
Yes. I just reported to HR. They requested I fill out a statement. I don't know the employees' names, so I just drew a picture of their faces. Not too bad.
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Yes. I just reported to HR. They requested I fill out a statement. I don't know the employees' names, so I just drew a picture of their faces. Not too bad.
What percentage of your fellow employees names do you know?
Yes. I just reported to HR. They requested I fill out a statement. I don't know the employees' names, so I just drew a picture of their faces. Not too bad.
tell HR it was this guy...
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