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PostPosted: Thu April 18, 2024 6:31 pm 
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we're still not done unpacking and getting adjusted to the new apartment..my wife ordered a
table/entertainment center for the tv and to store things from wayfair or something..anyway when it gets delivered tonight the guy that delivers it is also going to put it together at 7pm...I forgot what city living was like..I went to get my Seattle times paper this morning and some lady tapped me on the back in the store asking me to buy her some food..I gave her a 5..sigh

Shoulda just bought her a slim jim

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Mema Wease update:

She was taken off ventilator this morning and is breathing on her own with no issues. She been in and out of it all day. Keeps groaning like she’s hurting but then will say she’s not. Has been on Percocet and morphine. She did finally admit her chest was hurting. And when we tell her why, she’s in shock that they did the surgery. Every time. It’s actually pretty funny that we’ve told her 4-5 times that she’s had open heart surgery and it’s totally new information for her every time. Waiting for the doc to come in and remove the balloon pump from her heart. This is the real test. Making sure her heart is gonna pump on its own.

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spice it up some and tell her she had a heart transplant and it is the first of its kind. they used a giraffes heart in the procedure and so far all is well

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This whole story of Momma Wease gives me the heebie jeebies. My mum is on a waiting list for a stent to be put in (probably a few months away) and I'm the one that will be taking her to and staying with her at the hospital while my sister makes sure dad's alright at home.

Glad that she's on the other side of this Wease - scary stuff

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hoping for the best, wease :heartbeat: :heartbeat:

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wease wrote:
doug rr wrote:
we're still not done unpacking and getting adjusted to the new apartment..my wife ordered a
table/entertainment center for the tv and to store things from wayfair or something..anyway when it gets delivered tonight the guy that delivers it is also going to put it together at 7pm...I forgot what city living was like..I went to get my Seattle times paper this morning and some lady tapped me on the back in the store asking me to buy her some food..I gave her a 5..sigh

Shoulda just bought her a slim jim

Stop carrying cash dougray.


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Just got back home from hospital. They got the balloon pump out and now she has to remain supine for about 6 more hours. Then they can get her up and move her around. Don’t know if they will but they can. She’s still pretty out of it but is ready to stop laying on her back. She’s been like that since 7:00 yesterday morning. Managed to get a small bit of work done today, but I have work I cant get out of tomorrow. So I’ll do that then head back to hospital after I get back in town. She seems to be out of the closest woods, but there are still a lot of trees left. They told us today she’ll more than likely be in ICU until Monday so we’ve got a few days left at least.

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spice it up some and tell her she had a heart transplant and it is the first of its kind. they used a giraffes heart in the procedure and so far all is well

If you knew my mom you would see that this is much, MUCH funnier than you intended it to be.

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And again, I appreciate everything, team.

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spike wrote:
wease wrote:
doug rr wrote:
we're still not done unpacking and getting adjusted to the new apartment..my wife ordered a
table/entertainment center for the tv and to store things from wayfair or something..anyway when it gets delivered tonight the guy that delivers it is also going to put it together at 7pm...I forgot what city living was like..I went to get my Seattle times paper this morning and some lady tapped me on the back in the store asking me to buy her some food..I gave her a 5..sigh

Shoulda just bought her a slim jim

Stop carrying cash dougray.

he was a nice guy and its a nice tv stand and he's from Ukraine..I gave him $60


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doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
wease wrote:
doug rr wrote:
we're still not done unpacking and getting adjusted to the new apartment..my wife ordered a
table/entertainment center for the tv and to store things from wayfair or something..anyway when it gets delivered tonight the guy that delivers it is also going to put it together at 7pm...I forgot what city living was like..I went to get my Seattle times paper this morning and some lady tapped me on the back in the store asking me to buy her some food..I gave her a 5..sigh

Shoulda just bought her a slim jim

Stop carrying cash dougray.

he was a nice guy and its a nice tv stand and he's from Ukraine..I gave him $60

I bet he was Russian pretending to be from the Ukraine to get your sympathy tip.

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thought there was going to be a throw down at lunch

someone said to our HR that Kelce and tay tay wont last

our HR lady was up till 4am listening to Prophecy and crying over how much it moved her

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thought there was going to be a throw down at lunch

someone said to our HR that Kelce and tay tay wont last



because of the AIDS

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Went and signed up at the dive club to be able join their club dives and booked in a dive for next weekend

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rainy day but supposed to get real nice by the evening

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Rangi Guy wrote:
Went and signed up at the dive club to be able join their club dives and booked in a dive for next weekend

Does dive mean orgy in your country


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Rangi Guy wrote:
Went and signed up at the dive club to be able join their club dives and booked in a dive for next weekend

Does dive mean orgy in your country

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I'm grocery shopping and I feel like I have a shart in the chamber. Please keep me in your thoughts.


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