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Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am Posts: 22493
i’m gonna hungryyyyy
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ugh gross
would way rather have more cum than new pearl jam
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Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm Posts: 32558 Location: Where everybody knows your name
Peeps wrote:
great to hear wease. she will be back up making you breakfast and running the vacuum in no time
Man, if only.
Papa Wease won’t let us come down and do anything. He insists on doing everything himself. And to my knowledge he’s never washed a stitch of laundry. Never cooked anything other than a fan of chili and can open a can of tuna and pork ‘n’ beans. They were already getting quotes from a contractor for a small addition to their house for a shower/ bath and laundry room on the same level as the bedroom/kitchen/living room. But until then Mema can’t go downstairs for a shower for a while. So Papa is gonna have to figure out how to bathe her.
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Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am Posts: 22493
you're a saint, wease
truly
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Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:45 pm Posts: 24107 Location: almost in canada
just put together a king size platform bed with an Allen wrench...it came a week later than the mattress we've been sleeping with on the floor..I'm taking the rest of the year off..new sofa comes Friday but guys will be putting it together
My boat guy dropped our boat in the water yesterday. Went to start it up today and wouldn’t turn over. Borrowed my neighbor’s charger and juicing it up; hopefully she’s good to go tomorrow when it’s mid 70s.
Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am Posts: 22493
a lot of beer and pizza
but it was classy pizza
but it was a lot
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My boat guy dropped our boat in the water yesterday. Went to start it up today and wouldn’t turn over. Borrowed my neighbor’s charger and juicing it up; hopefully she’s good to go tomorrow when it’s mid 70s.
Took it out for a quick spin today and the battery pooped out. Windy so luckily drifted towards shore and a guy mowing his lawn helped pull me in.
Our insurance has towing/jumping but couldn’t get to our lake from the bigger chain due to the dam/lock being out of commission for repairs after two jackasses tried to jump it a few weeks ago.
Finally got a hold of a neighbor to tow me back, just in time to meet the people taking photos of our lake place for the sale.
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:45 pm Posts: 24107 Location: almost in canada
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
They installed some smart home crap in my apartment (locks and ac) and it stopped working after 2 days. The app is horrendous buggy trash.
Millennial landlords amirite
the high rise we're in now is all fobs and smart stuff..I hate the front door one so much that I dont even lock it anymore except at night when we go to bed..when we're out during the day we just leave it unlocked...dont tell anyone
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i had a very large shipment of oyster crackers arrive today
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