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 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Thu June 01, 2023 5:23 pm 
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
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good luck doug


i read this as "good luck dong" and i'm still laughing to myself



true story. i have a cousin named doug. at my grandmothers funeral all the grandkids sent flowers. the florist messed his up and it read dong


14 years ago and we still randomly call him dong

love this. reminds me of the "beloved cunt" episode of curb your enthusiasm.

Hahaha. Classic

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 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
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good luck doug


i read this as "good luck dong" and i'm still laughing to myself


more times than not when I order take away Mexican food my name is on the bill or bag as Dough..this has happened in nyc, California and wtshighton state


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went to the store early this morning since I was wide awake...we have 2 friends coming down for the weekend and my wife mentioned that they are both vodka and champagne drinkers...we have plenty of champagne so I bought a 1.75 litre of vodka..I then walked by the deli and they just put out the first batch of their friends chicken which is very good so I grabbed 2 thighs and 2 legs and also bought the days newspapers...I felt weird afterwards just buying those 3 things in the morning...


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I also skipped going to jiffy lube today...maybe tomorrow


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doug rr wrote:
went to the store early this morning since I was wide awake...we have 2 friends coming down for the weekend and my wife mentioned that they are both vodka and champagne drinkers...we have plenty of champagne so I bought a 1.75 litre of vodka..I then walked by the deli and they just put out the first batch of their friends chicken which is very good so I grabbed 2 thighs and 2 legs and also bought the days newspapers...I felt weird afterwards just buying those 3 things in the morning...


always leave them guessing as to why you actually went to the store

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Friends chicken

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Friends chicken

I just now saw that...I'm embarrassed..


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why don't the friends just sell their chicken direct?


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 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
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What kinda vodka?


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spike wrote:
What kinda vodka?


Comrads vodka


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spike wrote:
What kinda vodka?


Titos..I also bought some local salt water taffy...fun morning


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Rough morning with the kid. Not the usual attention span, and kept saying she was hungry and whining for food. I was in a get some shit done mode but had to mostly abandon that.


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spike wrote:
Rough morning with the kid. Not the usual attention span, and kept saying she was hungry and whining for food. I was in a get some shit done mode but had to mostly abandon that.

fine. i'll bite.

what did you have to get done?


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Chris_H_2 wrote:
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Rough morning with the kid. Not the usual attention span, and kept saying she was hungry and whining for food. I was in a get some shit done mode but had to mostly abandon that.

fine. i'll bite.

what did you have to get done?

just... you know. always making moves, bro.

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Probably what you get for cooking a beer brat for a child, sounds hungover !!


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I just had this thought, so I apologize if it's been asked... Has any board regular's kid started posting here? Like not as a joke?

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No but me and Ruddo have adopted lenny so it’s kind of the same thing


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doug, you keep charging liquor and fried chicken to your credit card at odd hours of the day and your gonna get fraud alerts :haha:

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wow


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