The board's server will undergo upgrade maintenance tonight, Nov 5, 2014, beginning approximately around 10 PM ET. Prepare for some possible down time during this process.
FAQ    Search

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » El Culo Del Mundo » Garbage Dump - Epílogo



Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 109 of 478
  [ 9551 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112 ... 478  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Bammer
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Sun October 02, 2022 5:25 am 
Offline
User avatar
mXn
 Profile

Joined: Thu January 24, 2013 4:32 am
Posts: 20850
Location: Surrounded by Wokes. Please send help.
Never going back.

_________________
(she/him/theirs)

Top
 
spike
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Sun October 02, 2022 5:30 am 
Offline
User avatar
The Master
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am
Posts: 28086
Bammer spends $4000 a year paying someone to mow his lawn.

Spike has his wife do it.

Let me know how I can help, champ.
Top
 
Jorge
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Sun October 02, 2022 10:50 am 
Offline
User avatar
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:35 pm
Posts: 32245
Location: Buenos Aires
The first thing I saw upon turning the TV on in my hotel room was an ad about medication. I'm back in the US of A baby!!!

_________________
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Hehe

Top
 
96583UP
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Sun October 02, 2022 11:30 am 
Offline
User avatar
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
 Profile

Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am
Posts: 22293
Jorge wrote:
The first thing I saw upon turning the TV on in my hotel room was an ad about medication. I'm back in the US of A baby!!!


get those pills!!!

_________________
All posts by this account, even those referencing real things, are entirely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only; i.e. very low-quality entertainment. These may contain coarse language and due to their content should not be viewed by anyone

Top
 
96583UP
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Sun October 02, 2022 11:31 am 
Offline
User avatar
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
 Profile

Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am
Posts: 22293
i also have someone mow my lawn

takes too much time

he is pretty cheap though like $40 a pop

_________________
All posts by this account, even those referencing real things, are entirely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only; i.e. very low-quality entertainment. These may contain coarse language and due to their content should not be viewed by anyone

Top
 
tragabigzanda
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Sun October 02, 2022 11:52 am 
Offline
User avatar
Production Police
 Profile

Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm
Posts: 47020
Location: In the oatmeal aisle wearing a Shellac shirt
Bammer wrote:
The other day I was introduced to the “tell me you’re rich without telling me you’re rich” poster child being the Mercedes G Wagon.

Today it’s a picture of a lawnmower.

I think the private dock is the better indicator
Top
 
Higgs
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Mon October 03, 2022 5:10 am 
Offline
User avatar
Misplaced My Sponge
 Profile

Joined: Thu February 02, 2017 10:39 am
Posts: 5600
Location: Most likely at the office...
spike wrote:
Lawn hadn’t been mowed for a couple weeks, and the the wife decided to drop the deck to 2”

Image

(a) I dream of one day owning my own ride-on-lawnmower to mow my (future) 10 acres of land; and

(b) you appear to live in a tsunami zone - please take care.

_________________
Free boops today.

Top
 
spike
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Mon October 03, 2022 5:22 am 
Offline
User avatar
The Master
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am
Posts: 28086
Higgs wrote:
spike wrote:
Lawn hadn’t been mowed for a couple weeks, and the the wife decided to drop the deck to 2”

Image

(a) I dream of one day owning my own ride-on-lawnmower to mow my (future) 10 acres of land; and

(b) you appear to live in a tsunami zone - please take care.

get an electric, she's been a beaut so far. less crap to break down.

in america, we have something called inland lakes. they are harmless; not all water is oceanic fury.
Top
 
Bammer
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Mon October 03, 2022 6:09 am 
Offline
User avatar
mXn
 Profile

Joined: Thu January 24, 2013 4:32 am
Posts: 20850
Location: Surrounded by Wokes. Please send help.
tragabigzanda wrote:
Bammer wrote:
The other day I was introduced to the “tell me you’re rich without telling me you’re rich” poster child being the Mercedes G Wagon.

Today it’s a picture of a lawnmower.

I think the private dock is the better indicator

Thanks for chudsplaining the joke

_________________
(she/him/theirs)

Top
 
spike
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:13 pm 
Offline
User avatar
The Master
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am
Posts: 28086
I actually have two docks.
Top
 
lennytheweedwhacker
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Mon October 03, 2022 2:29 pm 
Offline
User avatar
The Master
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm
Posts: 42097
I’m at my psychiatrist office seeing if I have adult onset ADD

_________________
There is no digital Tom

Top
 
bodysnatcher
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Mon October 03, 2022 3:00 pm 
Offline
User avatar
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 11:15 pm
Posts: 20771
Location: the bathroom
spike wrote:
I actually have two docks.


This was one letter away from one of the more interesting admissions in RM history.
Top
 
spike
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Mon October 03, 2022 7:33 pm 
Offline
User avatar
The Master
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am
Posts: 28086
Cocks or dicks?
Top
 
bodysnatcher
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Mon October 03, 2022 8:36 pm 
Offline
User avatar
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 11:15 pm
Posts: 20771
Location: the bathroom
i mean i guess it depends if you have any roosters
Top
 
doug rr
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Tue October 04, 2022 2:13 pm 
Offline
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:45 pm
Posts: 24056
Location: almost in canada
going to hit a bucket of balls or 2...go to the store for the daily paper and maybe a donut..eat the donut while at the car wash..come home and figure out what else to do
Top
 
dad
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Tue October 04, 2022 6:18 pm 
Offline
10Club Complaint Department
 Profile

Joined: Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm
Posts: 16507
today is my oldest son's 15th birthday. i went to a follow-up appointment with the retina specialist, and as per the usual visit, had to get my eyes dilated. came home, did a little work, then drove to chick-fil-a to bring the birthday boy some lunch. most of the rest of the day has been spent getting emails from the middle school where the twins go because one of them is having a really hard time, behaviorally. so much so that i'm losing my goddamn mind trying to get him help.

the day is still young.

_________________
tragabigzanda wrote:
Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving

Top
 
doug rr
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Tue October 04, 2022 6:41 pm 
Offline
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:45 pm
Posts: 24056
Location: almost in canada
hang in there, dad...only 88 more days until 2023
Top
 
dad
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Tue October 04, 2022 6:58 pm 
Offline
10Club Complaint Department
 Profile

Joined: Fri June 24, 2016 2:49 pm
Posts: 16507
maybe 2023 is the year i start drinking the brown.

_________________
tragabigzanda wrote:
Guys I was baked out of my mind, I was just grooving

Top
 
bodysnatcher
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Tue October 04, 2022 7:07 pm 
Offline
User avatar
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 11:15 pm
Posts: 20771
Location: the bathroom
Is that slang for tossing salads?
Top
 
tragabigzanda
 Post subject: Re: Talk about your day thread
PostPosted: Tue October 04, 2022 7:17 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Production Police
 Profile

Joined: Tue September 24, 2013 5:56 pm
Posts: 47020
Location: In the oatmeal aisle wearing a Shellac shirt
slang for slang
Top
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 109 of 478
  [ 9551 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112 ... 478  Next

Board index » El Culo Del Mundo » Garbage Dump - Epílogo

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Switch to mobile style
It is currently Fri April 19, 2024 10:57 am