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96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22293

spike wrote:

No - to Gay, MI or sexually.

you ever think about moving to massachusetts?

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28080

96583UP wrote:

spike wrote:

No - to Gay, MI or sexually.

you ever think about moving to massachusetts?

to get sweet head from chud?

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22293

spike wrote:

96583UP wrote:

spike wrote:

No - to Gay, MI or sexually.

you ever think about moving to massachusetts?

to get sweet head from chud?

and then it's straight off to latvia

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spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28080

Who were the closeted ones?

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22293

Ivan Diklik - Estonia
Mansid Inmymanmouth - Lithuania
Spike Issasekretgai - Latvia

tragabigzanda · **Posted:** Fri June 02, 2023 1:10 am

Hey numbers, I’ll be on the cape later this month. Let’s crush P-town together.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22293

we will make men not walk right for days

Higgs · **Posted:** Fri June 02, 2023 2:16 am

96583UP wrote:

Ivan Diklik - Estonia
Mansid Inmymanmouth - Lithuania
Spike Issasekretgai - Latvia

Both my folks are Lithuanian and I am always alert to the random Litho moments/sightings that come about in our day-to-day lives. Today's random Litho moment was definitely a surprising one.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22293

Higgs wrote:

96583UP wrote:

Ivan Diklik - Estonia
Mansid Inmymanmouth - Lithuania
Spike Issasekretgai - Latvia

Both my folks are Lithuanian and I am always alert to the random Litho moments/sightings that come about in our day-to-day lives. Today's random Litho moment was definitely a surprising one.

Inmymanmouth was a great leader. Always a giver, gave so much. Never shied away from something hard.

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28080

96583UP wrote:

Higgs wrote:

96583UP wrote:

Ivan Diklik - Estonia
Mansid Inmymanmouth - Lithuania
Spike Issasekretgai - Latvia

Both my folks are Lithuanian and I am always alert to the random Litho moments/sightings that come about in our day-to-day lives. Today's random Litho moment was definitely a surprising one.

Inmymanmouth was a great leader. Always a giver, gave so much. Never shied away from something hard.

Really? I thought has was a boner.

JuanHamm · **Joined:** Wed May 30, 2018 6:10 pm **Posts:** 6950

spike wrote:

96583UP wrote:

Higgs wrote:

96583UP wrote:

Ivan Diklik - Estonia
Mansid Inmymanmouth - Lithuania
Spike Issasekretgai - Latvia

Both my folks are Lithuanian and I am always alert to the random Litho moments/sightings that come about in our day-to-day lives. Today's random Litho moment was definitely a surprising one.

Inmymanmouth was a great leader. Always a giver, gave so much. Never shied away from something hard.

Really? I thought has was a boner.

Grow up, spike

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22293

so disrespectful

to a man dedicated to public service

LetMeSleep · **Posted:** Wed June 07, 2023 5:18 am

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/jun/07/origins-masturbation-traced-back-primates-40m-years-ago

Quote:

Origins of masturbation traced back to primates 40m years ago
Behaviour predates humans by tens of millions of years but evolutionary purpose is less clear, scientists say

Evolutionary biologists have traced the origins of masturbation to ancient primates that predate the first humans by tens of millions of years.

The findings emerged from what scientists believe is the largest dataset ever compiled on the activity, and confirm that humans arose on a branch of the tree of life replete with self-pleasuring predecessors.

“What we can say is this behaviour was present around 40m years ago, in the common ancestor of all monkeys and apes,”

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28080

Yeah no shit, monkeys/apes are always doing this at the zoo.

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22293

those monkeys have the right idea

spike · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am **Posts:** 28080

I bet our ancient ancestors chucked their poop at each other too.

LetMeSleep · **Posted:** Thu June 08, 2023 4:23 am

Class excursion when i was about 8 or 9 and a chimp was sticking his finger up his arse then slurping on it. Kept us kids entertained for a while.

Jorge · **Posted:** Thu June 08, 2023 5:37 am

I am a geriatric nurse practitioner! ¡Quiero eyacular en la cara de un oranguntan!

96583UP · **Joined:** Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am **Posts:** 22293

¿Con el consentimiento del orangután? ¿O estaba vestido como él quería?

Jorge · **Posted:** Thu June 08, 2023 1:08 pm

I am a geriatric nurse practitioner

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