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That guy died, Len.

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I can't think of anyone who has been unkind to me, but I have a lot of examples of me being an insufferable shit in high school. :cry:

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I don't know if this counts but let me tell you about an interesting phenomenon. When you're a fat guy hooking up with a very traditionally "hot girl," there is one thing that's almost guaranteed to happen during your first time together, which is that she'll stop for a minute, look at you with wide eyes, and say something to the effect of "you're not the type of guy I usually go for." Some variation of this has happened to me at least four different times, and the other thing those instances have in common is that they were all smashing successes.

So my dimestore analysis of it is they're trying to rationalize it to themselves why they're in bed with a hefty dude and enjoying it, when girls at their level should be with Chad With The Chiseled Jawline. It used to bug me, but I later realized that it's a sign that, at that point, I've won them over to the cause.

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I don't know if this counts but let me tell you about an interesting phenomenon. When you're a fat guy hooking up with a very traditionally "hot girl," there is one thing that's almost guaranteed to happen during your first time together, which is that she'll stop for a minute, look at you with wide eyes, and say something to the effect of "you're not the type of guy I usually go for." Some variation of this has happened to me at least four different times, and the other thing those instances have in common is that they were all smashing successes.

So my dimestore analysis of it is they're trying to rationalize it to themselves why they're in bed with a hefty dude and enjoying it, when girls at their level should be with Chad With The Chiseled Jawline. It used to bug me, but I later realized that it's a sign that, at that point, I've won them over to the cause.


Charity?

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Jorge wrote:
I don't know if this counts but let me tell you about an interesting phenomenon. When you're a fat guy hooking up with a very traditionally "hot girl," there is one thing that's almost guaranteed to happen during your first time together, which is that she'll stop for a minute, look at you with wide eyes, and say something to the effect of "you're not the type of guy I usually go for." Some variation of this has happened to me at least four different times, and the other thing those instances have in common is that they were all smashing successes.

So my dimestore analysis of it is they're trying to rationalize it to themselves why they're in bed with a hefty dude and enjoying it, when girls at their level should be with Chad With The Chiseled Jawline. It used to bug me, but I later realized that it's a sign that, at that point, I've won them over to the cause.



People see me with a hot chick they assume I have a lot of money or a big dick. Jokes on them. I got neither

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Jorge wrote:
I don't know if this counts but let me tell you about an interesting phenomenon. When you're a fat guy hooking up with a very traditionally "hot girl," there is one thing that's almost guaranteed to happen during your first time together, which is that she'll stop for a minute, look at you with wide eyes, and say something to the effect of "you're not the type of guy I usually go for." Some variation of this has happened to me at least four different times, and the other thing those instances have in common is that they were all smashing successes.

So my dimestore analysis of it is they're trying to rationalize it to themselves why they're in bed with a hefty dude and enjoying it, when girls at their level should be with Chad With The Chiseled Jawline. It used to bug me, but I later realized that it's a sign that, at that point, I've won them over to the cause.

What if you're insecure and have a small peni*? Should I show her my *ong and ask if it is the type she doesn't usually go for?

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Cool, thanks. See you later.

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Jorge wrote:
I don't know if this counts but let me tell you about an interesting phenomenon. When you're a fat guy hooking up with a very traditionally "hot girl," there is one thing that's almost guaranteed to happen during your first time together, which is that she'll stop for a minute, look at you with wide eyes, and say something to the effect of "you're not the type of guy I usually go for." Some variation of this has happened to me at least four different times, and the other thing those instances have in common is that they were all smashing successes.

So my dimestore analysis of it is they're trying to rationalize it to themselves why they're in bed with a hefty dude and enjoying it, when girls at their level should be with Chad With The Chiseled Jawline. It used to bug me, but I later realized that it's a sign that, at that point, I've won them over to the cause.

How do you know it’s the fatness?


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Jorge wrote:
I don't know if this counts but let me tell you about an interesting phenomenon. When you're a fat guy hooking up with a very traditionally "hot girl," there is one thing that's almost guaranteed to happen during your first time together, which is that she'll stop for a minute, look at you with wide eyes, and say something to the effect of "you're not the type of guy I usually go for." Some variation of this has happened to me at least four different times, and the other thing those instances have in common is that they were all smashing successes.

So my dimestore analysis of it is they're trying to rationalize it to themselves why they're in bed with a hefty dude and enjoying it, when girls at their level should be with Chad With The Chiseled Jawline. It used to bug me, but I later realized that it's a sign that, at that point, I've won them over to the cause.

How do you know it’s the fatness?

True. How can you be sure it's not your hairs, or perhaps your peed-clean legs?

I mean, The world knows you just dangle your pants all over the laboratory floor and then just slime them up your legs and up your butt for all the girls in the world to discover

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Get up, come on, get down with the fatness

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