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PostPosted: Wed August 08, 2018 2:44 am 
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Man, if anyone ever deserved to die slowly, painfully, and alone, it's Stephen Miller.

hoping robert mueller has something on him too

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In a federal courtroom in Washington on Thursday, a judge heard about something the Trump administration had just done that clearly angered him. The government, he learned, had deported an immigrant mother and daughter who are plaintiffs in the lawsuit the judge was hearing over asylum restrictions.

So the judge did something highly unusual: He demanded the administration turn around the plane carrying the plaintiffs to Central America and bring them back to the United States. And he ordered the government to stop removing plaintiffs in the case from the country who are seeking protection from gang and domestic violence.

In a federal courtroom in Washington on Thursday, a judge heard about something the Trump administration had just done that clearly angered him. The government, he learned, had deported an immigrant mother and daughter who are plaintiffs in the lawsuit the judge was hearing over asylum restrictions.

So the judge did something highly unusual: He demanded the administration turn around the plane carrying the plaintiffs to Central America and bring them back to the United States. And he ordered the government to stop removing plaintiffs in the case from the country who are seeking protection from gang and domestic violence.

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so bogus they had to report it twice


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Some of these people (26 seems like a good low end guess) will never see their children again.

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I believe that I would really do this.

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The idea that there is a big gulp big enough to cover the amount of evidence they've accumulated is kind of funny.


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The idea that there is a big gulp big enough to cover the amount of evidence they've accumulated is kind of funny.


i could drink it and go straight to bed

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I feel like Trump's tough guy face generally leaves a lot to be desired.


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I feel like Trump's tough guy face generally leaves a lot to be desired.


looks a little more like a YMCA smooch

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I feel like Trump's tough guy face generally leaves a lot to be desired.


looks a little more like a YMCA smooch

Was that at the Unite the Right rally this weekend?

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I feel like Trump's tough guy face generally leaves a lot to be desired.


looks a little more like a YMCA smooch

Was that at the Unite the Right rally this weekend?

Bikers for Trump

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Rangi Guy wrote:
wease wrote:
96583UP wrote:
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I feel like Trump's tough guy face generally leaves a lot to be desired.


looks a little more like a YMCA smooch

Was that at the Unite the Right rally this weekend?

Bikers for Trump

The pool reports sent out by the white house press office really were something.

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From: "Stokols, Eli" <eli.stokols@latimes.com>
Date: August 11, 2018 at 3:30:45 PM EDT
Subject: Pool report #6

Pool vans finally left the Bedminster security checkpoint at 3:18 and arrived at the residence at 3:24, just as the rains were picking up.

Chants of “USA, USA!” greeted us as we entered the ballroom, where 180 bikers were crowded around a podium. As the president introduced us, there were shouts of “tell the truth!” and “we want Fox News!” from the crowd.

POTUS thanked the bikers, saying they’d “been with me since the beginning.”

He stepped off the dais and away from the podium to walk down a line of bikers, shaking hands and posing for pictures...

He is still in the room, so stand by for more updates...


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From: "Stokols, Eli" <eli.stokols@latimes.com>
Date: August 11, 2018 at 3:37:22 PM EDT
Subject: Pool report #6A - Omarosa comment

After shaking hands for 5 minutes, Trump stood back atop the dais and asked the bikers for their thoughts on the press. They heckled; one person shouted “throw ‘me out.” When a reporter asked about NAFTA negotiations with Mexico, someone shouted “Build the wall.”

POTUS responded to one shouted question from the pool, which was about Omarosa Manigault-Newman and her new book.

“Lowlife,” Trump said. “She’s a lowlife.”

And with that he stepped back into the crowd and pool was escorted out of the ballroom. Vans are rolling away from the residence as of 3:36 p.m.


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From: "Stokols, Eli" <eli.stokols@latimes.com>
Date: August 11, 2018 at 4:15:07 PM EDT
Subject: Pool report #7 — another photo op

Pool vans did not depart in fact Bedminster after the exchange in the ballroom. Fifteen minutes after being hustled into vans, having not gone anywhere, we were brought back outside to the front of the residence where bikers were positioned in a light rain, awaiting another photo op with POTUS.

At 4pm, “Eye of the Tiger” began to play — but it was abruptly cut off and replaced with “God bless the USA,” which was playing as POTUS came out the front door. Stepping out from under the portico, POTUS — in a suit and no ball cap — shook a few hands and then brought a few bikers back under the portico for a photo.

A biker took a microphone and asked everyone to stand — “even the press” — and then led a recitation of the pledge of allegiance, punctuated by chants of “USA!” and “Four more years!”

POTUS spoke quietly to the bikers, but we couldn’t hear anything but “thank you very much.”

As Trump gave a thumbs up and posed for photos, the bikers’ engines revved to life.

Then the Stones “You can’t always get what you want” played — because of course. And there was more waving and engine revving.

Trump waved at the press, gathered across the driveway some 50 feet away. He did not come over or take questions, but continued to pose for selfies with the bikers under the portico.

With horns honking over the engines and the Stones, POTUS went back inside through the main door at 4:11.

We are getting back in the vans and about to be departing Bedminster, along with the bikers.


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From: "Stokols, Eli" <eli.stokols@latimes.com>
Date: August 11, 2018 at 4:15:07 PM EDT
Subject: Pool report #9 — sweaty gang bang breaks out

Pool vans did not depart in fact Bedminster after the exchange in the ballroom. Fifteen minutes after being hustled into vans, having not gone anywhere, we were brought back outside to the front of the residence where bikers were positioned pants down laid over barrels in a light rain, awaiting insertion by the POTUS.

At 4pm, “F*ck You Like An Animal” began to play — but it was abruptly cut off and replaced with “Baby Got Back” which was playing as POTUS came out the front door. Stepping out from under the portico, POTUS — in a tank top and no underwear — porked a few hams and then brought a few bikers back under the portico for an elephant walk.

A Lucky Pierre took a microphone and asked everyone to blast — “even the press” — and then led a recitation of the Russian national anthem, punctuated by chants of “Achtung!” and “Viertes Reich!”

POTUS humped quietly on the bikers, and we couldn’t hear anything but “i care for you very much.”

As Trump gave a thumbs up the butt and posed for photos, the bikers’ prison wives revved to life.

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This made me laugh.


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so the 'White Nationalist' guy is.... Jewish?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2018/08/13/immigration-hypocrite-stephen-millers-uncle-lambastes-him-in-scathing-op-ed/

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