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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
PostPosted: Fri January 05, 2018 10:55 pm 
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Just amazing.


Sorry Dave, I can't let you do that.

That's a fake bit from the book. Dude even changed his twitter handle to "the gorilla story is fake" or something.



I need it to be true. It’s the only time I felt I really understood Donald and related to him.


If it will make you feel better, giphy is full of funny gorilla gifs right now.

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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I choose to believe that anyway. It's just too good.

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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they should just cut the shit and wire the white house with cameras real-world style and broadcast it as a reality show

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russia has done this already

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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heh that twitter is pretty good

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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Really, who WOULDNT want to watch a gorilla channel?

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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down with 'up

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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take it to the NFL thread

and please provide pickling instructions

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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That's the best Trump has looked in a long time.

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Why is that guy in the plaid the one with Melania though?

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him and melania look in love

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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Tell me what I want to hear. This shit's too good to be true, my dear.



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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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Hm...correctly used ellipses, parentheses, and commas...

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The President didn't write those Tweets.

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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"and being, like, really smart"

like oh my god! i know, right?!


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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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But Hillary still won the popular vote, Donald.

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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Simple Torture wrote:
Hm...correctly used ellipses, parentheses, and commas...

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The President didn't write those Tweets.

I don't know, I wouldn't call more than three dot ellipses "correct".


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cutuphalfdead wrote:
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Hm...correctly used ellipses, parentheses, and commas...

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The President didn't write those Tweets.

I don't know, I wouldn't call more than three dot ellipses "correct".


Four-dot ellipses are ok in some situations (most well known example: at the end of the Star Wars movie scrolls). Upon further consideration, it looks like he used one of those right, which is way above average for him.

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 Post subject: Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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Simple Torture wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
Hm...correctly used ellipses, parentheses, and commas...

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The President didn't write those Tweets.

I don't know, I wouldn't call more than three dot ellipses "correct".


Four-dot ellipses are ok in some situations (most well known example: at the end of the Star Wars movie scrolls). Upon further consideration, it looks like he used one of those right, which is way above average for him.

3 dot or gtfo.


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