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McParadigm · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am **Posts:** 21847

Just pretend I posted the Drax gif after each of these, so I don't have to really do it

bune · **Posted:** Thu September 14, 2017 4:26 pm

Me trying to figure out this world:

MissYouAllDay · **Joined:** Sat July 16, 2016 2:04 pm **Posts:** 174

Are eggs actually that easy to roll?

McParadigm · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am **Posts:** 21847

MissYouAllDay wrote:

Are eggs actually that easy to roll?

LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Thu September 14, 2017 4:37 pm

Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

Strat · **Posted:** Thu September 14, 2017 4:44 pm

bune wrote:

Me trying to figure out this world:

I love this bill murray delivery so much.

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Thu September 14, 2017 4:47 pm

McParadigm wrote:

That's a shocking headline. No wait that's a headline everyone should have saw coming two years ago.

Norris · **Posted:** Thu September 14, 2017 4:51 pm

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

Because humor is a sign of humanity.

bune · **Posted:** Thu September 14, 2017 5:32 pm

Humor, huh.

Not sure on the humanity part.

McParadigm · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am **Posts:** 21847

All your base are belong to us?

philpritchard · **Joined:** Thu January 03, 2013 3:45 pm **Posts:** 4151

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

More importantly, if that's how she thinks Jeopardy! works, I don't think she's ever watched Jeopardy!

Superblood Wolfmoon · **Joined:** Thu November 21, 2013 10:01 pm **Posts:** 1847

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_rolling

Norris · **Posted:** Thu September 14, 2017 7:22 pm

McParadigm wrote:

All your base are belong to us?

we have no chance to survive

BurtReynolds · **Posted:** Thu September 14, 2017 7:25 pm

MissYouAllDay · **Joined:** Sat July 16, 2016 2:04 pm **Posts:** 174

This is classic trump. Start with a big, base pleasing gesture and then negotiate towards the center.

Superblood Wolfmoon · **Joined:** Thu November 21, 2013 10:01 pm **Posts:** 1847

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LoathedVermin72 · **Posted:** Thu September 14, 2017 8:14 pm

meatwad wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_rolling

So what you're saying is that it's not even that easy

Superblood Wolfmoon · **Joined:** Thu November 21, 2013 10:01 pm **Posts:** 1847

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

meatwad wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_rolling

So what you're saying is that it's not even that easy

No idea man, I've got more important things to do than roll hard-boiled eggs around like some medieval kid who had no fucking toys to play with. :stickman:

MissYouAllDay · **Joined:** Sat July 16, 2016 2:04 pm **Posts:** 174

meatwad wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

meatwad wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

Why, specifically, an Easter egg? How is that easier to roll than a normal egg? Why wouldn't she have said a ball? Surely a ball is easier to roll than an egg. Why did she turn it into a convoluted Jeopardy clue? Why is it so difficult for conservatives to construct a basic joke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_rolling

So what you're saying is that it's not even that easy

No idea man, I've got more important things to do than roll hard-boiled eggs around like some medieval kid who had no fucking toys to play with. :stickman:

I go egg rolling about three times a year and I can tell you it's not easy. Not at all.

Norris · **Posted:** Thu September 14, 2017 8:22 pm

egg rolling sure is thick and heavy

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