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wease · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 4:05 am

Nothing like telling lies then telling lies saying you never said the lies in the first place.

These guys just make up their own reality minute to minute.

McParadigm · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am **Posts:** 21834

Yeah but wooooo did you see the thing that AOC said?

Norris · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 4:18 am

#WheresMitch?

simple schoolboy · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 3:41 am **Posts:** 5590

There's a lovely lady at work originally from (some country that uses the metric system). I gave her a drawing in mm and she asked for it to be converted into inches, both because she had a yardstick on hand, and because at this point she's probably more comfortable with inches.

America exists to accept refugees from the metric system, and we should embrace that role. We certainly should consider those that use the imperial system and have suffered discrimination because of it to be candidates for asylum.

4/5 · **Joined:** Thu December 20, 2012 4:45 pm **Posts:** 6650

Is Giuliani the worst attorney ever? Does he sometimes get confused and forget that he's supposed to defend Trump, not prosecute him?

Peeps · **Joined:** Tue January 01, 2013 12:41 pm **Posts:** 5823

the funny/scary part is just turn down the volume on that last interview and watch the facial expressions

McParadigm · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am **Posts:** 21834

Peeps wrote:

the funny/scary part is just turn down the volume on that last interview and watch the facial expressions

This *is* pretty great.

verb_to_trust · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 3:00 pm

It's just so bizarre. How does admitting there was collusion in the campaign make this better? It reminded me of the scene in Casino where Sam confronts the slot manager for too many machines hitting at once and fires him : "either you were in on it, or you were too stupid to know what was happening! Either way, YOURE OUT!"

wease · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 3:05 pm

Yeah. Ultimately, isn’t Trump responsible for his own fucking campaign?

dimejinky99 · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 12:35 am **Posts:** 35474

Saw this and it fits. We’re about halfway down the list. ‘Not my fault’ is next up.

That didn’t happen.

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.

And if it was, that’s not a big deal.

And if it is, that’s not my fault.

And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

And if I did…

You deserved it.

Strat · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 4:06 pm

Also, how in the hell is colluding with a foreign government not a crime? Thats where it sits now right? No precedence? Shit, the campaign finance laws appear to be more strict than colluding with a foreign adversary.

Green Habit · **Joined:** Wed December 12, 2012 10:33 pm **Posts:** 6932

Strat wrote:

Also, how in the hell is colluding with a foreign government not a crime? Thats where it sits now right? No precedence? Shit, the campaign finance laws appear to be more strict than colluding with a foreign adversary.

Tough to be charged with a crime when the criminal is in charge of the crime chargers.

bune · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 4:57 pm

In a team full or narcissists, how did anything ever get done over there?

Strat · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 4:58 pm

bune wrote:

In a team full or narcissists, how did anything ever get done over there?

Did anything ever get done? Dude had control of the congress, justice department, supreme court, and white house and barely got much done.

Jorge · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 5:17 pm

Strat wrote:

Also, how in the hell is colluding with a foreign government not a crime? Thats where it sits now right? No precedence? Shit, the campaign finance laws appear to be more strict than colluding with a foreign adversary.

Watch. This is a useful explanation

McParadigm · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am **Posts:** 21834

bune wrote:

In a team full or narcissists, how did anything ever get done over there?

His paying them to rig online polls is more interesting than this dumb aside

Norris · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 5:30 pm

bune wrote:

In a team full or narcissists, how did anything ever get done over there?

One of those is Skitch.

bune · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 5:33 pm

McParadigm wrote:

bune wrote:

In a team full or narcissists, how did anything ever get done over there?

His paying them to rig online polls is more interesting than this dumb aside

True, but I'm looking for laughs not cries today.

*refreshes twitter*

JFC.

dimejinky99 · **Joined:** Wed January 02, 2013 12:35 am **Posts:** 35474

Strat · **Posted:** Thu January 17, 2019 5:42 pm

what else do we need?

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