Flat earth theory

[Norris]

I'm not so sure that Burt is actually one of them.

[Simple Torture]

It's hard to argue with people who still believe in gravity. You can't fix stupid. It's 2017!

Have you presented a valid argument against gravity?

There is no mention of gravity in the bible

Goliath fell down.

[Norris]

It's hard to argue with people who still believe in gravity. You can't fix stupid. It's 2017!

Have you presented a valid argument against gravity?

There is no mention of gravity in the bible

Goliath fell down.

Yeah, he fell down. Not "towards the center of the sphere". Duh.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I'm not so sure that Burt is actually one of them.

Let me have this, Pete. It makes me feel better about buying his book.

[simple schoolboy]

The no Finland theory is even more stupid than the flat earth one. Good job.

Finland is a boogeyman invented by Russia.

This is clearly made up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

[@SkitchP]

Also, if the Earth is flat, then what is the theory regarding space? That it doesn't exist? If not, then "where" is the Earth?

space is a construct of the authority that exists in order to keep us from questioning what is beyond. Beyond the dome lies the higher power, or "the creator".

[BurtReynolds]

We're in a realm, like heaven or Thor or whatever.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Aren't we flying through space on the back of a giant flying space turtle?

[BurtReynolds]

Don't be anti science, sarge

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Sorry Burt, my flat eyeballs were playing tricks on me again.

[BurtReynolds]

[Norris]

If being the operative word. Globeheads win again.

[bune]

[washing machine]

I want a shirt like Billy's.

[Norris]

globe-head, feminist propaganda right there

[washing machine]

Did anyone else click the tiny information circle on the top right? Very helpful.

[BurtReynolds]

If we're gonna talk about stupid globehead "science",
might as well go all out:



we're fucked.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

[BurtReynolds]

Checkmate, globecucks

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Where's the turtle gone?