Flat earth theory

[E.H. Ruddock]

Im watching Flat Earth Videos all day;.

My heart couldn't take it if you converted, Skitch

[@SkitchP]

Im watching Flat Earth Videos all day;.

My heart couldn't take it if you converted, Skitch

Nothing to be worried about there, ruddo.

[simple schoolboy]

Is there a difference between a "spherecuck" and a "gravitycuck"?

[Norris]

either way someone's banging your girl ya beta

[simple schoolboy]

either way someone's banging your girl ya beta

Undoubtedly we are all cucks, but I want to know the ranking for spherecucks and gravitycucks.

I'm confused about the explanation that flat earthers provide themselves for this vast conspiracy against them. At least the moon landing "hoax" has an apparent justification in the US/ USSR competition.

Whats the big payoff for the powers that be trying to convince us that the earth isn't flat? Higher cell phone bills?

[BurtReynolds]

either way someone's banging your girl ya beta

Undoubtedly we are all cucks, but I want to know the ranking for spherecucks and gravitycucks.

I'm confused about the explanation that flat earthers provide themselves for this vast conspiracy against them. At least the moon landing "hoax" has an apparent justification in the US/ USSR competition.

Whats the big payoff for the powers that be trying to convince us that the earth isn't flat? Higher cell phone bills?

It gets very Jesusy.

Basically it's evil demon worshippers trying to convince us the Bible is fake.

[@SkitchP]

either way someone's banging your girl ya beta

Undoubtedly we are all cucks, but I want to know the ranking for spherecucks and gravitycucks.

I'm confused about the explanation that flat earthers provide themselves for this vast conspiracy against them. At least the moon landing "hoax" has an apparent justification in the US/ USSR competition.

Whats the big payoff for the powers that be trying to convince us that the earth isn't flat? Higher cell phone bills?

It gets very Jesusy.

Basically it's evil demon worshippers trying to convince us the Bible is fake.

Additionally, there would be a brief unification of the 5 major faiths of the world to basically discredit science as a whole due to the lies they've told us related to the shape of the earth. After that brief period upon the discovery, each faith would ultimately try to then prove that their god is what exists beyond the firmament. If people lost faith in the science, they ultimately would look for answers en masse, potentially shifting the balance of power.

[Norris]

[E.H. Ruddock]

haha, that is awesome. Dumb ass flat-earthers!

[simple schoolboy]

either way someone's banging your girl ya beta

Undoubtedly we are all cucks, but I want to know the ranking for spherecucks and gravitycucks.

I'm confused about the explanation that flat earthers provide themselves for this vast conspiracy against them. At least the moon landing "hoax" has an apparent justification in the US/ USSR competition.

Whats the big payoff for the powers that be trying to convince us that the earth isn't flat? Higher cell phone bills?

It gets very Jesusy.

Basically it's evil demon worshippers trying to convince us the Bible is fake.

Additionally, there would be a brief unification of the 5 major faiths of the world to basically discredit science as a whole due to the lies they've told us related to the shape of the earth. After that brief period upon the discovery, each faith would ultimately try to then prove that their god is what exists beyond the firmament. If people lost faith in the science, they ultimately would look for answers en masse, potentially shifting the balance of power.

I guess that makes as much sense as moorish science.

[E.H. Ruddock]

You can't take anything Burt posts here seriously. That guy is a square pizza-er.

[BurtReynolds]

woah is this real?

Spoiler: show

[malice]

take it to the hollow earth theory thread, bort

[BurtReynolds]

take it to the hollow earth theory thread, bort

This changes everything.

[dimejinky99]

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now

[dimejinky99]

Those conspiracy guys have an episode in the hollow earth theory. It's not among their best episodes cos they don't but the premise going in but they do make brilliant podcasts usually. There is a flat earth theory episode coming soon.

Here's the link

https://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/tho ... 0381407817

[E.H. Ruddock]

[Norris]

I just...

[E.H. Ruddock]

Right? Burt believes this, chud.

[BurtReynolds]

Gravity is pseudo science.