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 Post subject: Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
PostPosted: Wed March 14, 2018 3:22 am 
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the answer is not arming more people - the answer is improving self-defense: we need personalized anti-bullet missile defense systems

if an active shooter is detected, a miniature robot launcher emerges from your purse to start blazing hot counter-lead interceptors for all the bullets in mid air

this is, of course, the easier thing to develop than just getting dirty-ass high-BMI politicians to vote to stop selling so many of the damn things

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 Post subject: Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
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the answer is not arming more people - the answer is improving self-defense: we need personalized anti-bullet missile defense systems

if an active shooter is detected, a miniature robot launcher emerges from your purse to start blazing hot counter-lead interceptors for all the bullets in mid air

this is, of course, the easier thing to develop than just getting dirty-ass high-BMI politicians to vote to stop selling so many of the damn things

9865sup, are you a girl?

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Way more powerful than that stupid cartoon

which cartoon?

The oh heavens yes one

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7,000 pairs of shoes. One for every child killed by firearms since Sandy Hook.

This is way sadder than that Hemingway story.

I heard that the clothing and shoes left behind by someone who just died is the saddest thing

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 Post subject: Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
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McParadigm wrote:

Okay, change of plans... lower the buying age! The only way to stop a teacher with a gun is to have a student with a gun. :shake:


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Okay, change of plans... lower the buying age! The only way to stop a teacher with a gun is to have a student with a gun. :shake:

Self driving guns

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Okay, change of plans... lower the buying age! The only way to stop a teacher with a gun is to have a student with a gun. :shake:

Self driving guns

Maybe we could give it an AI name Siri and Alexa are taken... Maybe "Gunner"


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 Post subject: Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
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I like to look at different news outlets web pages to see what they think is the important news of the day. ABC\CBS\NBC\CNN has the school kids walkout over guns plastered all over and Fox News has the mystery of a navy boat that disappeared 100 years ago.


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I wish I still had Fox News. That is really something different.


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 Post subject: Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
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Whats the current Jansport going for?

Level IIIA body armor will protect against most pistol calibers, fyi

http://www.jgsales.com/guardianpack-backpack-ballistic-vest-combo-unit,-level-iiia,-black,-new-by-vism.-p-101492.html


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The story gets worse: He's an Auxiliary police officer who was teaching a class about police work, and might've been trying to teach students how to disarm someone with a a loaded gun. They make plastic training guns for a reason...


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simple schoolboy wrote:
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The story gets worse: He's an Auxiliary police officer who was teaching a class about police work, and might've been trying to teach students how to disarm someone with a a loaded gun. They make plastic training guns for a reason...

And what reason is that?


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Someone should run against this dude in Maine. He's a real asshat.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/le ... c8bf151517

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Thanks guys.

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shitposting time!!!:

"Bravery and rebellion" in the year 2018 is students marching with the sanction of the state, parroting an opinion widely accepted by the masses, and calling it a walkout.

baaaaaaaaaaah!

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 Post subject: Re: America..why won't you just ban the fucking gun?
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thank you. And a good weekend to you and RM as well.

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Someone should run against this dude in Maine. He's a real asshat.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/le ... c8bf151517

He's dropped out.


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