Not worthy of a thread News

[E.H. Ruddock]

Have any of you guys considered killing your wife and kids to help solve this issue?

I have neither.

I have both. Sometimes I envy people like you.

But after a few hours, I get lonely and need someone to yell my name a few times or start the laundry when I'm jamming.

See. There is more than one way to never be happy again.

I hope we always have each other to compare sadness with.

I couldn't go on otherwise

[LoathedVermin72]

Have any of you guys considered killing your wife and kids to help solve this issue?

You just said wife

[McParadigm]

The ant zombie fungus is even creepier than we knew.

https://www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/545864/

the ant ends its life as a prisoner in its own body. Its brain is still in the driver’s seat, but the fungus has the wheel.

[bune]

I was thinking last night that this thread should merge with the Guns thread since we keep having shootings and they're so under-reported they're not worthy of a thread at this point.

[bune]

So how do you just dissolve your opposition party? And bad times all-round if Trump sees this. Whew.

Cambodia’s Top Court Dissolves Main Opposition Party


New York TimesNew York Times · 2 hours ago

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia — Cambodia’s highest court on Thursday dissolved the main opposition party, eliminating the most popular and viable challenger to the country’s …

[Bi_3]

So how do you just dissolve your opposition party? And bad times all-round if Trump sees this. Whew.

Cambodia’s Top Court Dissolves Main Opposition Party


New York TimesNew York Times · 2 hours ago

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia — Cambodia’s highest court on Thursday dissolved the main opposition party, eliminating the most popular and viable challenger to the country’s …

[BurtReynolds]

Wat

https://amp.usatoday.com/story/831070001/

More teens are anonymously bullying themselves online.

[bune]

I just...wtf.

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

Everything's coming unraveled.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Hey chud, looks like as early as March South Carolina will be voting on whether or not to get rid of DST

[simple schoolboy]

Hey chud, looks like as early as March South Carolina will be voting on whether or not to get rid of DST

How embarrassing that South Carolina is well in front of the Yankee states in fighting back against the DST conspiracy.

[dpupenya]

Arizona though, so ahead of its time

[dpupenya]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-crash ... 00646.html

[bune]

Hey chud, looks like as early as March South Carolina will be voting on whether or not to get rid of DST

All of the states on the West coast have tried this over the past few years.

[simple schoolboy]

Hey chud, looks like as early as March South Carolina will be voting on whether or not to get rid of DST

All of the states on the West coast have tried this over the past few years.

Tried... and failed. Who are the secret cabal behind the continuance of DST? We want to believe!

[McParadigm]

so if a war criminal sneaks in and drinks poison at The Hague to commit suicide, is that the start of a Bond film, or the end?

[E.H. Ruddock]

so if a war criminal sneaks in and drinks poison at The Hague to commit suicide, is that the start of a Bond film, or the end?

F*ck that guy

[Bi_3]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/22/technology/twitter-end-anything-goes.html

[BurtReynolds]

More censorship, for your own good.

[bune]

Computer glitch leaves American Airlines without any pilots for Christmas

https://www.theverge.com/2017/11/29/167 ... n-december

Holy shitballs.