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PostPosted: Fri January 11, 2019 12:17 pm 
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Finally they did something useful

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this is fucking hilarious

https://consequenceofsound.net/2019/01/robbie-williams-jimmy-page-noise-complaints/

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In what sounds like a rock ‘n’ roll episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, a Kensington resident claims that English pop star Robbie Williams has been pissing off his rock legend neighbor Jimmy Page by blasting the music of his Led Zeppelin rivals.

Yes, according to The Telegraph, Williams has been playing Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, and Deep Purple whenever he catches Page strolling into his garden, going so far as to imitate frontman Robert Plant by “wearing a long wig and stuffing a pillow up his shirt.”

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Had to make sure this wasn't a satire page.

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The escapades of this British family have been topping our news stories lately

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He’s got spunk. I’ll give him that

Man treated in hospital after injecting himself with own semen

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He’s got spunk. I’ll give him that

Man treated in hospital after injecting himself with own semen

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/ ... -1.3759941


I enjoyed this post.

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dimejinky99 wrote:
He’s got spunk. I’ll give him that

Man treated in hospital after injecting himself with own semen

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/ ... -1.3759941


I enjoyed this post.



Did you read down into the doctors report at the end?

Bizarre comedy gold :)


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Phoenix police arrest nurse at Hacienda HealthCare in rape investigation

Phoenix police have arrested Nathan Sutherland, a 36-year-old nurse at Hacienda HealthCare facility, alleging he committed sexual assault in the rape of an incapacitated woman at the center.
"From the minute we first became aware of the crime, we have virtually worked non stop seven days a week to resolve this case," Phoenix Police Chief Jeri Williams said in announcing the arrest Wednesday morning.
Williams joined Mayor Thelda Williams at Phoenix police headquarters to provide an "important" update on the investigation into the rape.
Sutherland was a licensed practical nurse who was responsible for caring for the victim, according to police.
The Phoenix Police crime lab on Tuesday determined a DNA sample taken from Sutherland matched the baby. He was then taken into custody.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/lo ... 655766002/


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Everyone in his graduating class just breathed a sigh of relief about their own entry on the upcoming 20 year reunion website.

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Phoenix police arrest nurse at Hacienda HealthCare in rape investigation

Phoenix police have arrested Nathan Sutherland, a 36-year-old nurse at Hacienda HealthCare facility, alleging he committed sexual assault in the rape of an incapacitated woman at the center.
"From the minute we first became aware of the crime, we have virtually worked non stop seven days a week to resolve this case," Phoenix Police Chief Jeri Williams said in announcing the arrest Wednesday morning.
Williams joined Mayor Thelda Williams at Phoenix police headquarters to provide an "important" update on the investigation into the rape.
Sutherland was a licensed practical nurse who was responsible for caring for the victim, according to police.
The Phoenix Police crime lab on Tuesday determined a DNA sample taken from Sutherland matched the baby. He was then taken into custody.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/lo ... 655766002/

Makes you wonder why he wouldn't have turned himself in the minute they took the DNA sample? Was he hoping it wasn't his?

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doone wrote:
run2death wrote:
Phoenix police arrest nurse at Hacienda HealthCare in rape investigation

Phoenix police have arrested Nathan Sutherland, a 36-year-old nurse at Hacienda HealthCare facility, alleging he committed sexual assault in the rape of an incapacitated woman at the center.
"From the minute we first became aware of the crime, we have virtually worked non stop seven days a week to resolve this case," Phoenix Police Chief Jeri Williams said in announcing the arrest Wednesday morning.
Williams joined Mayor Thelda Williams at Phoenix police headquarters to provide an "important" update on the investigation into the rape.
Sutherland was a licensed practical nurse who was responsible for caring for the victim, according to police.
The Phoenix Police crime lab on Tuesday determined a DNA sample taken from Sutherland matched the baby. He was then taken into custody.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/lo ... 655766002/

Makes you wonder why he wouldn't have turned himself in the minute they took the DNA sample? Was he hoping it wasn't his?

Oh, that's a wrinkle. You think he'll talk about the number of guys on staff who've had a go?
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Everyone in his graduating class just breathed a sigh of relief about their own entry on the upcoming 20 year reunion website.

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In case you wondered.
Sweethearts candies won't be on shelves this Valentine's

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You do remember how long ago a year is in today's news cycle, right?


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