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 Post subject: Re: Not worthy of a thread News
PostPosted: Fri April 19, 2019 5:44 am 
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Why do people build cities in swamps?

I know, it’s inseine.


nice one, bart..that took over 24 hours though

we need these jokes in real thames
That was an Amazon' set of posts.

Burt you do realize you’ve essentially sunken to the level of PJ song title puns here...how are you going to live with yourself

With a coping mechanism. Maybe de nile?

FUCK YOU :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri April 19, 2019 5:55 am 
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Another awful pun in 1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi


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 Post subject: Re: Not worthy of a thread News
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Obese American passenger who made Taiwanese flight attendants wipe his butt dies in Thailand

https://shanghai.ist/2019/04/18/obese-a ... 5RgbUhb8Zc

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Finally, he called on them to come inside and wipe his ass for him, threatening to stay in the bathroom for the entire flight if they would not. Feeling as if she had no choice, one flight attendant put on three layers of surgical gloves and started wiping. As she did so, the man allegedly started moaning in pleasure and encouraging her, “deeper, deeper!” He then claimed that she hadn’t done a good enough job and made her wipe three more times before he was satisfied.


My god

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 Post subject: Re: Not worthy of a thread News
PostPosted: Mon April 22, 2019 4:01 am 
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https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/04/11/dallas-county-district-attorney-john-creuzot-low-level-crimes/

I'm sure this will end well.

Everyone: please provide basic law enforcement.

Cities: if no one's been shot, why bother showing up?


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There was a pretty bad earthquake in Manila today


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simple schoolboy wrote:
https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/04/11/dallas-county-district-attorney-john-creuzot-low-level-crimes/

I'm sure this will end well.

Everyone: please provide basic law enforcement.

Cities: if no one's been shot, why bother showing up?



Yup. Either the rules exist or they don’t.

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I am all for not prosecuting low-level drug offenses. The rules might exist, but they are unjust and awful, and good for this guy for recognizing that.

The theft stuff...uh, I am less for that.

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So which Black Mirror episode will come true next?


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So which Black Mirror episode will come true next?

Hopefully the pig fucking one

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 Post subject: Re: Not worthy of a thread News
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I think Melania has that one covered.

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I think Melania has that one covered.


No way she fucks him.

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So which Black Mirror episode will come true next?

Hopefully the pig fucking one


Nah, it will be the Bryce Howard “likes” one. They’ll be called Acceptable Opinon Credits, or AOCs. Any disagreement will be met with social ostracism.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/23/us/n ... f-war.html

Yikes

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I can't find the article now, but I read today that some guy had a stroke and damaged an eye after trying to pop his neck

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Bi_3 wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
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So which Black Mirror episode will come true next?

Hopefully the pig fucking one


Nah, it will be the Bryce Howard “likes” one. They’ll be called Acceptable Opinon Credits, or AOCs. Any disagreement will be met with social ostracism.

Do you host a talk show on AM radio?


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I can't find the article now, but I read today that some guy had a stroke and damaged an eye after trying to pop his neck


Wow what a loser

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