It is probably time we just give Texans what they want. Let them be their own country. We can make D.C. or Puerto Rico our 50th so it doesn't mess up flags and other patriotic stuff.

I don’t know. I don’t want to renew my passport just to take a trip down there to get bbq or shake shack.

There is shake shack all over the country

They have their own grid, but otherwise, are they at all prepared?

I guess once Texan society rapidly crumbles, we can go in and conquer them. Make them a colony or whatever and shut them up for good.

under his eye.

We need to work to ensure equitable shake shack access.

Whoa there Santa Anna.

fwiw there are zero in Oklahoma, and tejas has the closest to me.

someone help me open a franchise here.

shake shack doesn’t serve oatmeal tho

they will when i get that franchise.

Damn it now I want Shake Shack

get some

I didn’t think TN had any but apparently there’s three and they’re all pretty much in Nashville.

I found one that must have opened somewhat recently, and after we parked and were walking towards it, the wife spotted a fancier burger place across the street, so we went there instead. Probably ended up being almost 2x the price.

To twist the knife further, I had to go to the shake shack just to get functional straws.

We still against this or nah?

Sure, the people really in charge would genocide 200 million Americans to ensure this didn't happen, but still...it might be worth a shot.