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Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?" B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead." Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?" B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth." Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"
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B wrote:
Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?" B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead." Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?" B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth." Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"
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B wrote:
Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?" B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead." Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?" B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth." Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"
Joined: Wed December 19, 2012 9:53 pm Posts: 22485 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA
BurtReynolds wrote:
B wrote:
Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?" B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead." Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?" B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth." Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"
only half?
Well, I don't know what percentage of the world is non-Christian. I had to guess.
theplatypus wrote:
This reads like a web comic that bune would post
Ms. B may be an amalgamation of multiple persons, and I may have cleaned up my dialogue for simplicity.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.
I like explaining Christianity to my wife.
Ms. B: "What is Passover?" B: "God was mad at the Egyptians, so he killed a bunch of babies?" Ms. B: "He didn't kill the Egyptians?" B: "Well, later he drowned them all."
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Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.
I like explaining Christianity to my wife.
Ms. B: "What is Passover?" B: "God was mad at the Egyptians, so he killed a bunch of babies?" Ms. B: "He didn't kill the Egyptians?" B: "Well, later he drowned them all."
Would love to see how you explain Judaism and other religions.
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surfndestroy wrote:
B wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.
I like explaining Christianity to my wife.
Ms. B: "What is Passover?" B: "God was mad at the Egyptians, so he killed a bunch of babies?" Ms. B: "He didn't kill the Egyptians?" B: "Well, later he drowned them all."
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theplatypus wrote:
B wrote:
Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?" B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead." Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?" B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth." Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"
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It looks like the Methodist Church is splitting up. I have Methodist ties and spent a lot time with Church in my younger days. They always seemed more tolerant, for the lack of a better word, than the Baptists. The issue? Acceptance of homosexuality with biblical teachings.
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