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Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs
Marco Rubio is also 5'9" 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
This is the average height of a 16 year old boy 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
He is literally the size of a child 15%  15%  [ 2 ]
Why is this not a bigger deal 15%  15%  [ 2 ]
Who can vote for someone that small 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
What is it about people in Florida that vote for these tiny people 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
No one wants to bang tiny guys 15%  15%  [ 2 ]
If no one wants to bang you, no one wants to vote you for president 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Just look at Biden, everyone wanna tap datass 23%  23%  [ 3 ]
No one wanna tap some 5'9" italian guy's ass 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 13
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Joe Biden is 6'0"

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Trump's gonna call him tiny.

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Kamala Harris is only 5'2". Also has no chance

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Trump's gonna call him tiny.

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Sounds like a healthy BMI. What a fatphobic asshole.


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144 lbs if you take away his balls

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I like the pun of option #4 in the poll.


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Guys - I'm 5'9 and 145 pounds. Does this make me a worse poster?

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VP would be a massive demotion. No way he does that.

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I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.


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Rob wrote:
I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.

Even though it's something I have in the past gleefully participated in, these days picking on short guys just seems cheap to me. If you're gonna make fun, make fun of shit the person can control, like their character or their bad posts or their stupid shoes or how dumb their hair looks. Genetics though?! What's the fun in that? Even attacking someone for their weight (while still being an asshole move) has more validity than attacking their height.

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Jorge wrote:
Rob wrote:
I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.

Even though it's something I have in the past gleefully participated in, these days picking on short guys just seems cheap to me. If you're gonna make fun, make fun of shit the person can control, like their character or their bad posts or their stupid shoes or how dumb their hair looks. Genetics though?! What's the fun in that? Even attacking someone for their weight (while still being an asshole move) has more validity than attacking their height.


i definitely only want to insult ron desantis for being shorter than an able-bodied person

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Hitler was 5'9"

that means DeSantis has a chance

but he is going to have to lift his game

significantly

like to a 'disrupting the post WWII order' level

like 'I'm gonna go invade Canada and finish what the war of 1812 couldn't' and that's just warming up

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Jorge wrote:
Rob wrote:
I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.

Even though it's something I have in the past gleefully participated in, these days picking on short guys just seems cheap to me. If you're gonna make fun, make fun of shit the person can control, like their character or their bad posts or their stupid shoes or how dumb their hair looks. Genetics though?! What's the fun in that? Even attacking someone for their weight (while still being an asshole move) has more validity than attacking their height.

you jerk, that's all shit you've made fun of me for

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