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PostPosted: Fri January 15, 2021 2:50 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The Insurrection Thread
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PostPosted: Fri January 15, 2021 5:39 am 
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That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “

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 Post subject: Re: The Insurrection Thread
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That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “


Have you had to testify? Pretty sure your common juror will have those same demands, even if they can't directly ask you.


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 Post subject: Re: The Insurrection Thread
PostPosted: Fri January 15, 2021 7:47 am 
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How do detectives not know that?

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BurtReynolds wrote:
How do detectives not know that?


Too busy murdering innocent people I guess or maybe they just have so much funding that they can’t be bothered to learn their jobs

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blueviper wrote:
That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “

Yeah. Shit like that takes me right out of the show/movie we’re watching.

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This insurrection mirrors Trump himself. So much strong rhetoric, but when your moment arrives, you realize you don't know how to do the job.


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From his visit to the White House this morning.

The MyPillow Insurrection.

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Not coincidentally, invoking the insurrection act and declaring martial law has been a huuuuge talking point among Q followers, the last few days.

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Lots of black Escalades on the Beltway today.

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From his visit to the White House this morning.

The MyPillow Insurrection.


Alternate title: The But Wait--There's More Insurrection!

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Mickey seems to be occupied so, Very cool!


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So, in their minds, if he declares martial law, Uncle Joe can’t be inaugurated?

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So, in their minds, if he declares martial law, Uncle Joe can’t be inaugurated?

Lizards tend to believe these types of theories.


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the funny thing is - he could declare martial law - but the Joint Chiefs already said 'Biden is going to become president'

so it's not like military troops will magically appear and stop Biden from taking office

if anything they'd probably cut the power to the WH and let him sit in the dark for 5 days

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some capitol police stories

This cop felt the need to call out "I have kids" in an attempt to not get killed

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