Coronavirus Government Bailout Thread

[B]

We're gonna spend a few hundred of ours on some stupid shit. The rest is getting saved...along without our vacation rental refund. :/

https://www.directrelief.org/emergency/ ... -outbreak/

[Strat]

Hey we already have ten coronavirus threads, so they should all be locked except one, and then have a totally boneheaded poll added to it. Right mods? Right?!

calm down burt

Fuck you don't tone police me!

What are you going to do with your stimulus money, burt?

[ghost]

I'm gonna buy some new running shoes and maybe a new laptop.

[epilogue]

The money was deposited this morning. It was spent by lunchtime.

We got ours today as well.

It's in savings for now.

We had to get a new roof. It was replaced a few weeks ago, but decided to just use this to make the last payment.

Sounds like a good use, my friend.

[verb_to_trust]

I'm gonna buy some new running shoes and maybe a new laptop.

Trump said no Hokas when he signed off on the checks, sorry.

[BurtReynolds]

Hey we already have ten coronavirus threads, so they should all be locked except one, and then have a totally boneheaded poll added to it. Right mods? Right?!

calm down burt

Fuck you don't tone police me!

What are you going to do with your stimulus money, burt?

Sorry I was banned. I'm gonna use the money to purchase RM and ban B.

[Peeps]

Sorry I was banned. I'm gonna use the money to purchase RM and ban B.

i think this might be the most sane and rationale thing you have posted in quite some time

[McParadigm]

Sorry I was banned. I'm gonna use the money to purchase RM and ban B.

i think this might be the most sane and rationale thing you have posted in quite some time

[96583UP]

welp, the country is in ruins but the fools got their tar tar sauce so the House just extended their recess from April 20th to May 4th

[Norris]

great reference

[McParadigm]

[BurtReynolds]

[B]

Sorry I was banned. I'm gonna use the money to purchase RM and ban B.

i think this might be the most sane and rationale thing you have posted in quite some time

I support this plan.

[verb_to_trust]

I heard dead people have been getting checks

[Peeps]

I heard dead people have been getting checks

only after they voted for Dems with their mail in votes

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

I'm guessing since we owed on our last tax return we won't be getting a direct deposit. Also what was the adjusted gross income for filing jointly? 150k?

[B]

I still don't understand why they didn't target checks to who needs them? My wife and I are still fully employed.

We're gonna give a big chunk to a charity, pay our photographer friend for a session that we normally couldn't afford, and then put the rest into our emergency fund. I'm sure that's not going to fix the Dow Jones, but hey, I've got a household to run here.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I'm guessing since we owed on our last tax return we won't be getting a direct deposit. Also what was the adjusted gross income for filing jointly? 150k?

That isn't true. Even if you owe taxes, they aren't applying this towards them. You'll get a check.

[ghost]

I still don't understand why they didn't target checks to who needs them? My wife and I are still fully employed.

We're gonna give a big chunk to a charity, pay our photographer friend for a session that we normally couldn't afford, and then put the rest into our emergency fund. I'm sure that's not going to fix the Dow Jones, but hey, I've got a household to run here.

Boudoir?

[Superblood Wolfmoon]

I'm guessing since we owed on our last tax return we won't be getting a direct deposit. Also what was the adjusted gross income for filing jointly? 150k?

That isn't true. Even if you owe taxes, they aren't applying this towards them. You'll get a check.

No what I meant was that they don't have current direct deposit information for us. So we'll have to wait for a hard check in the mail.