All the Answers will be Found: 'We Missed the Mark'

[96583UP]

A company can make stupid obvious mistakes

and pretend like they didn't know it was a thing

and then put out a press releases that say they 'missed the mark'

and that makes it all better

this is the thread for that

[Norris]

who hurt you?

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[BurtReynolds]

In the future I will use this thread as a lens to better understand. Thank you for educating me.

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[Bammer]

Is Kendall Jenner even a real person?

[simple schoolboy]

Is Kendall Jenner even a real person?

The Turks tried to save us.

[elliseamos]

I think that one missed the mark, schoolboy. Reel it in.

[simple schoolboy]

I think that one missed the mark, schoolboy. Reel it in.

Nothing but love for the Armenian people. The diaspora? *shrug*

[macphisto]

This is a great dialogue. Thank you for creating a safe environment to have the conversation.


One time I missed the mark when posting to RM. I’m sorry if any jimmies were rustled.

[Birds in Hell]

[simple schoolboy]

This feels like a Covid public health subtweet.

[BurtReynolds]

I miss the days when corporatespeak was just designed to sound like they were saying something when they were actually saying nothing. This is somehow more sinister.

[96583UP]

it’s like greenwashing, but instead of lying about being ecotastic, they are trying to convince you they deserve pity cause they are just another imperfect struggling artist foodie hip youthster like you

[Jorge]

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hopefully in the Aokigahara forest