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elliseamos
 Post subject: How long? How long?: The New South
PostPosted: Sat December 12, 2020 4:09 am 
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After Texas and others seceded from the US (but somehow take the Constitution with them), the first orders of business:

Act 1: Reclaim Oklahoma from the Native Americans
Act 2: Tear down all the northern-honoring Satues
Act 3: Ban masks of any kind... well except those that help you camouflage when you're tricking deer and other game animals... including people
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is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

or just ringfence the urban / economic centers

like lesotho

is texas going to become south africa? and its cities lesotho?

is that what this is about?

can you rename this thread then, please?

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Frontline: The Lesothification of the South: 'Leave the jobs, bring the 'tards'

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 Post subject: Re: How long? How long?: The New South
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Act 4: Round up the Dems
Act 5: Unincorporate Urban areas and split them up amongst neighbors
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Act 6: get the coca
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BurtReynolds wrote:
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is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too


Blue city populations will be forcibly relocated to blue states, and rural/suburban red populations in blue states will be repopulated to red states.



What if you don't vote or are independent?

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96583UP wrote:
is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

or just ringfence the urban / economic centers

like lesotho

is texas going to become south africa? and its cities lesotho?

is that what this is about?

can you rename this thread then, please?


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verb_to_trust wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
96583UP wrote:
is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too


Blue city populations will be forcibly relocated to blue states, and rural/suburban red populations in blue states will be repopulated to red states.



What if you don't vote or are independent?

You can't be neutral on a moving train.

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96583UP wrote:
is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too

or just ringfence the urban / economic centers

like lesotho

is texas going to become south africa? and its cities lesotho?

is that what this is about?

can you rename this thread then, please?

Act 8: Imprison Gene Wu
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does Wu plan to take Texas to china i am confused now

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does Wu plan to take Texas to china i am confused now

With him jailed the other 35 chambers will fall in line.
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verb_to_trust wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
96583UP wrote:
is texas going to take Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio and all their Democratic votes with them too


Blue city populations will be forcibly relocated to blue states, and rural/suburban red populations in blue states will be repopulated to red states.



What if you don't vote or are independent?



Independents are just democrat's that don't like taxes.
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This thread makes me think of that RHCP song
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tragabigzanda wrote:
This thread makes me think of that RHCP song

it makes me think of ratm, cause what you reap is what you sow
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Why on earth would you want an American treasure like Congressman Gene Wu imprisoned?

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‘Gene Wu’ sounds like a top secret military science experiment

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washing machine wrote:
Why on earth would you want an American treasure like Congressman Gene Wu imprisoned?
We don't feel that sorta way 'bout'em in the New South.

96583UP wrote:
‘Gene Wu’ sounds like a top secret military science experiment
Even more reason to LOCK HIM UP!
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Act 9: Rename military bases after Trump
Act 10: Dec. 23rd AND 24th are official holidays
Act 11: American Flag is to be hugged, not saluted
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Norris wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
This thread makes me think of that RHCP song

it makes me think of ratm, cause what you reap is what you sow


This is exactly what I thought when I read that title.
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