The 46th POTUS - Joseph R. Biden, Jr.

[Rob]

What will Harris’ first act as Prez be?

Hopefully it’s to announce she’s cool with a 2024 primary season.

[Rob]

I don’t know where to put this, but the Dem prime time Jan 6 hearing is even more boring than you thought it’d be. Wtf… 45 min in and my kid’s bedtime may be mine.

[rick malone]

What will Harris’ first act as Prez be?

Hopefully it’s to announce she’s cool with a 2024 primary season.

Make a Big Momma's house joke

[rick malone]

"To the citizens of The United States of America, Good Evening. Now, bear with me, I was just called in to work so I"ll just be winging it at the start. And I know what you're saying at home "No problem, we're used to that" Right? Right? (laughter for quite some
time follows)

[Bammer]

mods?

Look, I don’t want a female president either, but the RM mods can’t do a whole lot about it.

[spike]

mods?

Look, I don’t want a female president either, but the RM mods can’t do a whole lot about it.

Why not?

[B]

We will be installing an old, white male as the next US President. Frankly, we're just not very creative.

[Bammer]

mods?

Look, I don’t want a female president either, but the RM mods can’t do a whole lot about it.

Why not?

Because Ruddo and B don’t have a whole lot of pull in Washington DC.

[Coach]

At his age, it's quite remarkable that he's going to be ok. Few years ago before the vax..... this is a legit scary question.

[simple schoolboy]

I uh, thought this was a problematic stat.

[Eugene]

I uh, thought this was a problematic stat.

I assume they're being killed by white supremacists/Trumpers...right?

[Bammer]

Eugene, you are correct. Every single one of them.

Congrats on your 6th post by the way!!

[B]

I uh, thought this was a problematic stat.

Yeah, but they called her Kamal, and that's a sick burn.

[Bi_3]

Another big win in the queue for Biden and all they had to do to get it done was excluding the proggles from negotiations. Funny how that works.




Maybe they can restore Roe the same way? Here’s what the Reproductive Freedom For All Act would do:

-Prohibit state regulations that impose an undue burden on a woman’s access to pre-viability abortions
-Allow states to enact reasonable restrictions on post-viability abortions — provided that states cannot ban abortions that are necessary to protect the life or health of the mother
-Protect access to contraceptives
-Preserve conscience protections

Not perfect, but would stop the backslide. At least we won't have to worry about 10 year olds getting medical help.....


Oh.

https://www.axios.com/2022/08/03/warren-says-she-wont-back-bipartisan-abortion-rights-bill

Perhaps we could sit Senator Warren down in front of a pregnant pre-teen and let her explain, to the girl's face, why this bill isnt good enough.

[elliseamos]

#winning

[elliseamos]

[spike]

[tragabigzanda]

On the one hand, it’s sad how long it took them to invert the Let’s Go Brandon thing. On the other, I’m not sure the inversion would been 1% as funny had they executed it a year ago.

Timing is everything in comedy and on that point they’re killing it.

[BurtReynolds]

[Mickey]

Dumbest right wing conspiracy theory in a while