Favorite Headlines

[knee tunes]

"Bay Village Priest says someone called police about a homeless person, but it was a statue of Jesus"



https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/loc ... ?_amp=true

[Simple Torture]

"Queens man impeached"

https://queenseagle.com/all/2019/12/19/ ... -impeached

[knee tunes]

"A man covered his face with tattoos and turned his eyes black. He says it cost him his kindergarten teaching job"



https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.co ... index.html

[knee tunes]

"Queens man impeached"

https://queenseagle.com/all/2019/12/19/ ... -impeached

Ohhhhh!
So that's why he's orange ....!

[knee tunes]

"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

Spoiler: show

[doug rr]

"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

Spoiler: show

thodoks?

[knee tunes]

"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

Spoiler: show

thodoks?

Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?

[doug rr]

"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

Spoiler: show

thodoks?

Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?

he's just really into gold

[knee tunes]

"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

Spoiler: show

thodoks?

Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?

he's just really into gold

I guess it's better than gold really being into him

[LetMeSleep]

UK Man Does Five Lines of Cocaine, Has a 40-Minute Wank In a Beer Garden, Is Arrested

https://www.vice.com/en/article/4wb4m9/blackburn-man-does-five-lines-of-cocaine-has-a-forty-minute-wank-in-a-beer-garden-is-arrested-303

[knee tunes]

"Scientists discover new organ in the throat"



https://www.livescience.com/amp/new-salivary-gland.html

[BurtReynolds]

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[BurtReynolds]

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[knee tunes]

"Menace or delicacy? It's hairy crab season in China."

https://www.pri.org/stories/2021-01-04/ ... -china?amp

[The Argonaut]

[tragabigzanda]

It's a fucking awful headline, and I'm surprised you of all people get a kick out of this

[The Argonaut]

wat

[Mickey]

Yeah really childish to find any joy in animal suffering.

[The Argonaut]

I'm sorry, trag. I'm sorry, Manatee

[BurtReynolds]

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