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PostPosted: Fri October 16, 2020 11:05 pm 
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Once when I was 7 or 8 my parents got in a fight at the library & told me they were going to get a divorce. I insisted on bringing this big stick home with us. They are still together & I have no idea where the stick is. Also I'm a librarian now


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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Once when I was 7 or 8 my parents got in a fight at the library & told me they were going to get a divorce. I insisted on bringing this big stick home with us. They are still together & I have no idea where the stick is. Also I'm a librarian now


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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Ohhhhh!
So that's why he's orange ....!

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Argo wrote:
Once when I was 7 or 8 my parents got in a fight at the library & told me they were going to get a divorce. I insisted on bringing this big stick home with us. They are still together & I have no idea where the stick is. Also I'm a librarian now


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

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Argo wrote:
Once when I was 7 or 8 my parents got in a fight at the library & told me they were going to get a divorce. I insisted on bringing this big stick home with us. They are still together & I have no idea where the stick is. Also I'm a librarian now


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

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thodoks?


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

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thodoks?


Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?

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Argo wrote:
Once when I was 7 or 8 my parents got in a fight at the library & told me they were going to get a divorce. I insisted on bringing this big stick home with us. They are still together & I have no idea where the stick is. Also I'm a librarian now


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

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thodoks?


Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?

he's just really into gold


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
PostPosted: Sat October 17, 2020 9:21 pm 
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doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
doug rr wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
"Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes"

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-pas ... taxes/amp/

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thodoks?


Has he been known to, um, do such shoving?

he's just really into gold


I guess it's better than gold really being into him

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Argo wrote:
Once when I was 7 or 8 my parents got in a fight at the library & told me they were going to get a divorce. I insisted on bringing this big stick home with us. They are still together & I have no idea where the stick is. Also I'm a librarian now


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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Headlines
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UK Man Does Five Lines of Cocaine, Has a 40-Minute Wank In a Beer Garden, Is Arrested

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