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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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I just bought a stand-up desk

too much sitting during coronavirus

maybe next i can install a chinup bar above my computer

i'll just need a studfinder

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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but i thought europe was pervfect

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Coronavirus cases hit records in Europe, surpassing U.S. numbers

Europe set a record this week for new coronavirus infections, overtaking the United States in cases per capita, and a top World Health Organization official warned on Thursday that death rates on the continent this winter could be five times worse than the April peak if people are not strict about masks and social distancing.

The WHO is seeing “exponential increases” in daily cases in Europe, said Hans Kluge, the agency’s director for the continent, noting that at 8,000 deaths a day, covid-19 is now Europe’s fifth-leading cause of death. In just the past 10 days, a million new coronavirus cases have been recorded in Europe, raising the total since the start of the pandemic to 7 million in the WHO’s 53 European member countries.

He said that by January, daily deaths could be “four to five times higher than what we recorded in April.”


https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/covid-europe-records/2020/10/15/0126c256-0ee7-11eb-b404-8d1e675ec701_story.html

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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About 10 days since grandpa tested positive. He's doing better than most. Fatigue, headache, and a fever that spikes to 100+ throughout the day. His entire wing of the assisted living home has it, and it's starting to spread to other wings. Sounds like all of the staff either have or have had it. The girl I talked to today just got hired this week and has been working 6 am to 8 pm every day. I can't imagine being in their shoes right now.


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About 10 days since grandpa tested positive. He's doing better than most. Fatigue, headache, and a fever that spikes to 100+ throughout the day. His entire wing of the assisted living home has it, and it's starting to spread to other wings. Sounds like all of the staff either have or have had it. The girl I talked to today just got hired this week and has been working 6 am to 8 pm every day. I can't imagine being in their shoes right now.

Good luck gramps and ghost.


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damn dude

best of luck

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Their casedemic is SPIKING

Also, why single out SD instead of ND? ND looks worse on the graph. What reason do you have for specifically focusing on SD?


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Their casedemic is SPIKING

Also, why single out SD instead of ND? ND looks worse on the graph. What reason do you have for specifically focusing on SD?

Because I grew up there and nearly all of my family lives there, probably.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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McParadigm wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
Their casedemic is SPIKING

Also, why single out SD instead of ND? ND looks worse on the graph. What reason do you have for specifically focusing on SD?

Because I grew up there and nearly all of my family lives there, probably.


Oh

I thought you were focused on the lack of mitigation SD has in place. Clearly, none of that matters.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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They've had a whopping 315 deaths.

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They've had a whopping 315 deaths.

Yeah it’s hard to say from that graph what’s about to happen

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McParadigm wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
They've had a whopping 315 deaths.

Yeah it’s hard to say from that graph what’s about to happen


The same thing that has happened everywhere else since May?


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verb_to_trust wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
They've had a whopping 315 deaths.

Yeah it’s hard to say from that graph what’s about to happen


The same thing that has happened everywhere else since May?

You’re right I haven’t really thought about that until now

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800 cases per week in a non-densely populated area full of fatties far away from hospitals what could possibly go wrong

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i reject yearism

‘this is such a 2020 thing to happen’

‘set fire to 2019’

tired of hearing people’s feelings about what year it is

crybabies and pussies

everyone

grow up

and take your shorts off and let’s do this

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If you would just wear your damn mask we wouldn't have to worry about what year it is.


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800 cases per week in a non-densely populated area full of fatties far away from hospitals what could possibly go wrong

a couple dozen deaths apparently.

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