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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
PostPosted: Mon September 21, 2020 10:11 pm 
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https://www.businessinsider.com/dr-faucis-meticulous-social-routine-for-preventing-the-coronavirus-2020-9

Look, this guy has had a very distinguished career first of all.

But does anyone honestly believe this 80 year old guy works 6am to midnight then goes on a 4 mile power walk? I also feel like if he walked in public people would be all over it. They're using him as this weird tool of control and are fucking it up pretty badly. He needs a new writing team.

Your hatred for this man is fascinating.


I feel kind of sorry for him actually


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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LetMeSleep wrote:
The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.


sorry Higgs

but the cake will still be good a couple days from now

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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LetMeSleep wrote:
The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.

Guess it depends on the site you look at for your numbers. I've got 204,506

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Rangi Guy wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:
The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.

Guess it depends on the site you look at for your numbers. I've got 204,506


hooray!

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Mickey was pretty spot on.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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At this rate I think 200k by September and 350k by the end of the year would be a conservative estimate. and the celebration cake will have sprinkles


hm, yes he was

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Oh - and no new cases here again today

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Rangi Guy wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:
The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.

Guess it depends on the site you look at for your numbers. I've got 204,506


The numbers are a rough estimate at best. Pretty useless data overall.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.


sorry Higgs

but the cake will still be good a couple days from now

All us crew from "Nowheresville" kinda blend into each other I guess.

You're right though, we all got together and had a big party when the US hit the magic 200k mark, celebrating the enormity of this death toll. Because we are nothing if not absolute total cunts.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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second wave has hit Canadia


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spike wrote:
second wave has hit Canadia


Lock.Everything.Down.Now.


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second wave has hit Canadia


Eh no. It hasn't.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Stickman wrote:
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second wave has hit Canadia


Eh no. It hasn't.

Hey look it’s Canadian Trump.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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spike wrote:
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second wave has hit Canadia


Eh no. It hasn't.

Hey look it’s Canadian Trump.


Stickman is a rapist?


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Canada is perfect just ask Rob Ford

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200K baby!! we did it!


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The Liberal hoax is in full fucking swing bitches!


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