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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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they still don’t know the origin



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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Looks like it came from snakes

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BEIJING—Two more Chinese cities were put on lockdown by the government on Thursday, as authorities in the Chinese gambling center of Macau said they were weighing closures of its casinos, expanding an unprecedented experiment to try to contain a fast-spreading virus that has killed 17 people and infected more than 600.

On Thursday, authorities in Huanggang—a city of 7.5 million people—said they wouldn’t let long-distance trains and buses run from the urban center and would shut its public transportation system in the lockdown zone, effective midnight Friday local time. Ezhou, another neighboring city with just over a million residents, said it would enact similar restrictions, bringing the total number of cities with travel restrictions to three.

Tom Inglesby, an expert on epidemics who is director of the Center for Health Security at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, said “large-scale quarantine efforts in the past have not been successful in changing the outcome of disease outbreaks.”

Chinese authorities have suggested the coronavirus is spreading between people primarily through coughing, kissing or contact with saliva. It emerged from a seafood and livestock market in Wuhan and has spread across China and into the U.S., Japan, South Korea and Thailand.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Looks like it came from snakes


Snakes....why did it have to be snakes?


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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Looks like it came from snakes

alright, who fucked the snakes?


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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FYI, this is what I was referencing:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/22/health/s ... index.html

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Looks like it came from snakes

alright, who fucked the snakes?



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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Looks like it came from snakes

alright, who fucked the snakes?

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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now 830 infected, 25 dead

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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sounds like a wise decision

who knows how long this goes before they find a treatment they can mass-produce

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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I think my flight from Seattle to Atlanta tomorrow is using a plane that came in from Beijing today. They'll clean it thoroughly, right?

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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I think my flight from Seattle to Atlanta tomorrow is using a plane that came in from Beijing today. They'll clean it thoroughly, right?


of course..just warm up your hands in the magazine holder in front of you


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Gah. I'm really worried about this

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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i realized after a flight loaded with small children how toxic seat belt buckles and arm rests and tray tables must be

they def don't clean those

maybe in this case though coming from jina they will break out the clorox

if i were a crew member i sure as hell would

you may want to wear one of those face masks as a precaution

and to scare people

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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my wife just landed at LAX from seattle..ive made up the back room for her


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Everytime I fly I clorox wipe everything. Seat belt, arm rests, tray ect. Then I bath in purel every 5 mins till it's over.


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A case has been confirmed in Chicago. I'm glad I spent my time the last couple weeks with my family and not in any queue trying to get Pearl Jam tickets.

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