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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2022 12:40 am 
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I wear gloves when I use the gas pump still, but I always thought gas pumps were fucking gross and I have to carry around rubber gloves in my car for work.

How is it different than any public door handle?

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Jammer XCI wrote:
I wear gloves when I use the gas pump still, but I always thought gas pumps were fucking gross and I have to carry around rubber gloves in my car for work.

How is it different than any public door handle?


Getting a few drops of gas on your hand is pretty annoying.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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macphisto wrote:
Jammer XCI wrote:
I wear gloves when I use the gas pump still, but I always thought gas pumps were fucking gross and I have to carry around rubber gloves in my car for work.

How is it different than any public door handle?

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Lol at the thought of actually driving up to the gas station and seeing the guy next to you put on gloves before he starts

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Lol at the thought of actually driving up to the gas station and seeing the guy next to you put on gloves before he starts


I definitely seen people do this pre covid bullshit though. Like I said, people don't want to risk getting gas on their hands.

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verb makes his wife pump the gas


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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verb makes his wife pump the gas


Duh. So I go inside and breathe droplets on the terrified attendant

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Who goes inside at a gas station?

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Gas station stores were gross before COVID

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Who goes inside at a gas station?


To buy a diet coke. Maybe some Pringles.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Y’all got AM/PM near you? The cheeseburgers are chef’s kiss

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Who goes inside at a gas station?

I have to go inside to pay.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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spike wrote:
macphisto wrote:
Jammer XCI wrote:
I wear gloves when I use the gas pump still, but I always thought gas pumps were fucking gross and I have to carry around rubber gloves in my car for work.

How is it different than any public door handle?

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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verb_to_trust wrote:
macphisto wrote:
Jammer XCI wrote:
I wear gloves when I use the gas pump still, but I always thought gas pumps were fucking gross and I have to carry around rubber gloves in my car for work.

How is it different than any public door handle?


Getting a few drops of gas on your hand is pretty annoying.

I don’t think I’ve ever ended up with gas on my hands after using a gas pump. Filling up the lawnmower or a boat with one of those awful EPA gas cans is another story.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Bammer wrote:
Y’all got AM/PM near you? The cheeseburgers are chef’s kiss

i now understand why novel viruses don't concern you


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Bammer wrote:
Y’all got AM/PM near you? The cheeseburgers are chef’s kiss

i now understand why novel viruses don't concern you


ItZ a NOveL ViRrus

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Birds in Hell wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Who goes inside at a gas station?

I have to go inside to pay.

No credit card?

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Bammer wrote:
Y’all got AM/PM near you? The cheeseburgers are chef’s kiss

Go back the other way and stop and eat at Dick’s

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Birds in Hell wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Who goes inside at a gas station?

I have to go inside to pay.

No credit card?

i tried swiping at the pump in oz, and it didn't work. went inside and was told those are disabled as too many pump and runs. #penalcolony


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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But the pumps don’t run until the card is accepted

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