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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
PostPosted: Sat June 25, 2022 1:32 am 
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Who coerced you?

Answer the question


My job. It wasn’t mandated but there was a lot of weird pressure. Luckily nobody cares about the booster and there seems to be an unspoken understanding that it was all for nothing.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
PostPosted: Sat June 25, 2022 2:55 am 
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Keyboard Warrior

1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
PostPosted: Sat June 25, 2022 3:04 am 
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Keyboard Warrior

1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence (owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life), instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not (for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.

It’s good to see that you’ve become self aware.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
PostPosted: Sat June 25, 2022 3:13 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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spike wrote:
whoosh

What if I just whooshed you

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
PostPosted: Sat June 25, 2022 3:21 am 
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Bammer wrote:
spike wrote:
whoosh

What if I just whooshed you


The retro move would be to go with the Navy Seal copypasta.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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simple schoolboy wrote:
Bammer wrote:
spike wrote:
whoosh

What if I just whooshed you


The retro move would be to go with the Navy Seal copypasta.

No clue what that means

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Guys, stop interacting with S**ke. It really fucks up my pages

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Bammer wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
Bammer wrote:
spike wrote:
whoosh

What if I just whooshed you


The retro move would be to go with the Navy Seal copypasta.

No clue what that means


Navy Seal Copypasta wrote:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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WTF

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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WTF



Yeah... if you want the IP just PM the Platypus

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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My wife asked for a couple of at-home tests when she was picking up anti-virals for me. Pharmacy told her they had to put them through insurance, so they took down the names of her and the kids. Two days later ... we have 32 at home test kits.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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I guess a colleague that was sitting next to my wife at dinner last night has tested positive. She feels fine, flying home now, but we’ll need to dust off the rapid tests to see if she pops tonight or tomorrow, before my family - including my elderly parents - come for the weekend.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Please continue to tell us more about the COVID-19 novel coronavirus

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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You being triggered by Covid will far outlast the actual pandemic lol.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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You’re the one bumping this every time

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Actually I bumped it. I feel justified since there were 5 cases in my house.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Bammer wrote:
You’re the one bumping this every time

Try to keep up, Bammer.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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How will bammer ever recover from this

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