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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
PostPosted: Mon January 08, 2024 9:46 pm 
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An 80 year old woman in my building has it. Her car is parked all wonky in the garage with all the windows open, so I reached out to her. I guess a friend drove it back from the hospital for her, where she was until a day or so ago. Not good.

I just ran into this woman. She’s getting around but the first thing I noticed was her speech. She has Bell’s Palsy now, brain fog, and is seeing all sorts of doctors regularly. Just awful.


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spike wrote:
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An 80 year old woman in my building has it. Her car is parked all wonky in the garage with all the windows open, so I reached out to her. I guess a friend drove it back from the hospital for her, where she was until a day or so ago. Not good.

I just ran into this woman. She’s getting around but the first thing I noticed was her speech. She has Bell’s Palsy now, brain fog, and is seeing all sorts of doctors regularly. Just awful.

does she have a nice apartment?


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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everyone in my town has corona right now

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
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An 80 year old woman in my building has it. Her car is parked all wonky in the garage with all the windows open, so I reached out to her. I guess a friend drove it back from the hospital for her, where she was until a day or so ago. Not good.

I just ran into this woman. She’s getting around but the first thing I noticed was her speech. She has Bell’s Palsy now, brain fog, and is seeing all sorts of doctors regularly. Just awful.

does she have a nice apartment?

haha not really, but what she does have is an ongoing spat with the hoa board over some damage one of her trees did to the front wall of our building that runs along the sidewalk. we were in the midst of working through that when she got covid. now i don't really feel like hounding her after seeing what she's enduring. ugh.


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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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everyone in my town has corona right now

Pediatrician told me that the #1 response to positive COVID tests is, "I thought that was gone."

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everyone in my town has corona right now

Pediatrician told me that the #1 response to positive COVID tests is, "I thought that was gone."


i am def getting the booster again

twas too intense

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Hey do you guys remember when people could have totally just avoided flights, cruises, restaurants, baseball games, etc. if they wanted to, but the government shut everything down anyway and cost all those people their jobs unnecessarily?

That was wild.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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Bammer wrote:
Hey do you guys remember when people could have totally just avoided flights, cruises, restaurants, baseball games, etc. if they wanted to, but the government shut everything down anyway and cost all those people their jobs unnecessarily?

That was wild.

Remember when Trump was the President when the government shut everything down?

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Bammer wrote:
Hey do you guys remember when people could have totally just avoided flights, cruises, restaurants, baseball games, etc. if they wanted to, but the government shut everything down anyway and cost all those people their jobs unnecessarily?

That was wild.

Remember when Trump was the President when the government shut everything down?

I didn’t vote for that clown

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Bammer wrote:
wease wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Hey do you guys remember when people could have totally just avoided flights, cruises, restaurants, baseball games, etc. if they wanted to, but the government shut everything down anyway and cost all those people their jobs unnecessarily?

That was wild.

Remember when Trump was the President when the government shut everything down?

I didn’t vote for that clown

Biden 2024!

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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No more 5 day iso. Let ‘er rip!


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spike wrote:
No more 5 day iso. Let ‘er rip!

Our company follows the CDC guidelines, so this is most welcome news. I actually had to send someone home this morning because they were positive.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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What’s up Covid 2019 fam?

Just dropping by to report that it’s 2024 now.

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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finishing up with probably another round of it

thanks for checking bamz

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 Post subject: Re: Anybody want a Corona?
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I didn't know bammer was German!

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A man deliberately got 217 Covid shots. Here’s what happened


https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/06/health/c ... our%20days.

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I didn't know bammer was German!

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A man deliberately got 217 Covid shots. Here’s what happened


https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/06/health/c ... our%20days.



The ironic thing is that giving it to a single person 217 times is more thorough human testing than the last booster got before being approved

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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
I didn't know bammer was German!

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A man deliberately got 217 Covid shots. Here’s what happened


https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/06/health/c ... our%20days.

Probably about 40% German, yes. A lot of Polish as well.

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